Sunday, December 28, 2008

Fwd: Predicitons for 2009

TOM
Nine Predictions for 2009
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“Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.” ⎯ Viktor E. Frankl

The reality of the coming year is that the precipitous decline in the economy will create a collective pause; a “space” of epic proportions for organizations and individuals. Yes, it will be unpleasant for many. But it will also be an opportunity in disguise for those willing to seize the moment.

#1 The Earth will complete its 584 million mile, 67,000 mph trip around the Sun without incident I know, that’s a pretty lame kick-off prediction.
But think about those numbers for a minute. We’re all outgrowths of a living mass that is rocketing through space around an enormous ball of fire. Does that make any sense to you? Me either. So stop trying to figure it all out. Stop trying to protect yourself from an unknowable future and instead be a connected and passionate part of the here and now. “What is important in life is life, and not the result of life.”⎯ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

#2 Many things will change, but many people will not
Most of us will be doing, thinking and feeling more or less the same things this time next year as we are now. If you don’t want that sameness, grab yourself by the collar and yank yourself off of that comfortable, well-worn path and onto the one less traveled by you. Let go of your past and grab onto your future. Because while you’re waiting for that grand insight to point you in the right direction, the beauty of life is flying right on by. “Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.”⎯ Frank Herbert

#3 Most people will sit quietly in their seats and watch life unfold around them
A recent New Yorker magazine cartoon made it comically clear: There’s a lot that we all want to experience, but not much that we actually want to do. Most of us simply want to go along to get along and enjoy the ride. Well, the ride is slowing to a crawl. And when it starts back up, it’ll be a much different ride. What kind of ride? The best way to know that is to put yourself in charge of creating it. Grab the wheel and get moving. Let the pull of what excites you and what you care most deeply about be your guide. “The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” ⎯ Robert Frost

#4 A lot of people and businesses will fail
That’s the unfortunate nature of life. You try something, it doesn’t work. You try something different, it works. If it works big, people copy you (or steal it). You try something new, failure again. If you’re trying, if you’re living, you will fail. So what? I remember college friends years ago telling me that they could never “do what I do.” I didn’t know what that meant, so I asked. “You know,” one replied. “No security. Going out on your own.” “Security is an illusion,” I countered. “Everyone is ‘on his own.’ And for the record,” I added. “I could never do what you all are doing.” Live a life of no regrets. Seize this opportunity to learn and grow and experience, while everyone else snuggles deeper into their comfy routines. “He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great.” ⎯Herman Melville

#5 Many “friends” will be lost and many new ones made
Social networks are all the rage today: MySpace, Facebook, Friendster, LinkedIn, Twitter and Plaxo, as well as the many recurring real world gatherings. And indeed, they can be great ways to stay connected and to gain attention. But many of the people who have “friended” you through these groups did so for a reason; their reason. And once that reason goes away, so will they. Don’t sweat it. Keep connecting. Keep reaching out and sharing with people with similar interests and beliefs. But also, spend more slow and deep time with your family and your true friends; those who accept and care about the real you, not the social status you. “In prosperity,
our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.”⎯ John Churton Collins

#6 The passionate will not only survive, they will thrive
What’s bugging you? Whatever it is, for your sake⎯ and for those unwilling or unable to change⎯ do something about it! That’s the key to growth and success. The inventor David Levy referred to it as the curse effect: “Whenever I hear someone curse, it’s a sign to invent something.” Well, perhaps that someone is you and that “cursing” is resonating between your ears. If so, don’t let it irritate you and drain your life and passion. Use it to fuel you and drive you forward. The future belongs to those unwilling to accept the stifling status quo; to those who stay puzzled, excited, frustrated and surprised. “Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission.” ⎯ Peter Drucker

#7 Success will go to those with the best questions, not those with the cleverest answers
Do you know the definition of an expert? An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing? And a generalist? A generalist, like so many afflicted with digital A.D.D., is someone who knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything. Successful people know that they’ll never know enough, especially about what really matters. So, they pay attention. They catch on and refocus rapidly. They never stop trying and learning. They’re driven by the questions, by their desire to understand and to change things. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”⎯ Mark Twain

#8 Execution is the new strategy
E.L. Doctorow wrote, “Planning to write is not writing.” Here’s the funny thing: Writing is not writing. It’s editing. You’re really not sure where you’re going until well after you’ve begun; until you’ve put pen to paper (or type to page). And then, the work unfolds in unpredictable and mysterious ways. Sure, vision and planning are important. But with the accelerating pace of change in today’s world, the important insights are more likely to come through doing and editing, than through speculating and strategizing. “Change will lead to insight far more often than insight will lead to change.”⎯ Milton H. Erickson

#9 Making a difference will trump making a buck
Walt Disney’s mantra was, “I don’t make movies to make money. I make money to make movies.” What about you? Why do you make money? Think really hard and long about that simple question. If you’ve been putting
off being passionate about your work in order to make a lot of money, now may be the time for you to make a change. Why? Because the business of making money simply to make more money is quickly coming to an end. The future is not in making a buck; it’s in making a difference. “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”⎯ Winston Churchill

That’s it. My nine clear-eyed prognostications for 2009. Email me next December and let me know how I did. In the meantime, please pass this around to your friends and colleagues. It may help them understand, and more importantly deal with, their impending “space” in the coming New Year. The great Danish physicist Niels Henrik David Bohr wrote, “Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.” But, the first woman to receive the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, Edna St. Vincent Millay, reminds us, “It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it’s one damned thing over and over.” Physics and poetry.

Such is the nature of our paradoxical world. Just remember, it’s your future that you have control over, and only you have the power to change that one damn thing. Stay passionate and God speed!

Fwd: New Stock Market Terms

New Stock Market Terms
  • CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
  • CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
  • BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
  • BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
  • VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
  • P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
  • BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
  • STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
  • STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
  • STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
  • FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
  • MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
  • CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  • YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
  • WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
  • INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
  • PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use

Friday, December 26, 2008

Fwd: Unusual Tress!!










Fwd: More Fails...
















Fwd: Life boils down to 2 choices

To have a dog....


or to have children?

Fwd: Ex-Japanese porn actress Ai Iijima found dead at home

According to Japan media reports, though police has eliminated it to be a case of homicide and suspect it to be natural death or suicide, they are unable to provide the actual reason of death until the post mortem is out.Iijima was a famous AV model before she became a normal artiste.

On 24 Feb, 2008, a blog post Iijima wrote reveal that she had contracted gastric problems and was taking anti-depression pills. Depressing content flooded her blog and on Nov 30, she wrote that she "often felt lonely".

Read the full story here.





Ai Iijima

Birthdate: 08/25/73

Zodiac: Virgo

Home: Tokyo

Breasts: 85 cm (33 in)

Waist: 56 cm (22 in)

Hips: 85 cm (33 in)

Height: 161 cm (5 ft 3 in)

Ai Iijima is undoubtedly the most well-known AV actress in Asia, not only because she was among the top-rated and most productive actresses in the 80's, but also because she is so far the only AV actress to have revived a new career in the mainstream show business. She is a phenomena in many aspects: she started the fashion of girls bleaching their hair and tan their skins. Her autobiography "Platonic Sex", published in 2001, was translated into many languages, and eventually adapted to a TV series and even a movie in 2003. These made her a role model for high school girls in Japan, which inspired more girls to enter the AV industry (although she would warn them against so).

Fwd: When wife leaves the child to husband....









Monday, December 22, 2008

Fwd: Top 4 adult jokes

Top Four Adult Jokes



Fourth Place :

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
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Third Place :
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife co uld see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what20happened?'

'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
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Winner:
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal
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Fwd: Without Hands ( Inspiration )

Without hands
Doctors do not know precisely why Jessica Cox was born without hands. Antenatal tests have not revealed this rare congenital defect. However, since infancy, its legs served it as hands. As well as all children, it has passed through various stages of development. It has learned to eat independently and as to write by means of legs. During all childhood, it participated in various actions, including: navigation, gymnastics, dances.

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