Sunday, June 29, 2008

Fwd: Gal of the Day 2906



"Have you got any interesting shots? Do share with me..."

Fwd: When you see this spider - run as fast as you can or kill it immediately

When you see this spider - run as fast as you can or kill it
immediately

BEWARE!!!

Did a check on the web on this spider and it is true that this is a very
poisonous spider indeed. Please watch out for it.

Have any one of you heard about this spider ?

Happening in Singapore !!!!!

Take note it is around the house. Anywhere !!!
Pls take note this poison spider ( attached pictures ) was reported on 01 May 2008 - channel 8.

It's commonly found in Brazil.
However, an English man was bitten by it but unfortunately, they freed the spider not knowing that its poisonous !







Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Fwd: EHS - Eyes

Some simple action to relax your tiring eyes. No money needed. Give it a try !!!





消除眼睛疲勞 !


分享 :
重要又好用! (消除眼睛疲勞 !)
可以實證且不用花錢、何仿親身驗證一番 !?
工作離不開電腦的人需要這個妙方!

祝您美麗又健康!

◆ 舒緩眼睛疲勞的妙方 !

我們常常會感到眼睛疲勞,但又不是睡眠時間,
這時我們可以利用穴道的按摩,來舒緩眼睛疲勞的症狀。
在我們的姆指上有三個相鄰接的穴道

分別是明眼、鳳眼、大空骨(如上圖)。
明眼 、鳳眼能夠改善眼睛疲勞和急性結膜炎,大空骨則可改善一切有關於眼睛的症狀。

平時眼睛容易疲勞的人,每天要刺激這三個穴道兩次。
刺激的方法是,用另一手的拇指和食指夾住,以拇指的指甲分別對這三個穴道施予刺激,只要以稍微感覺到疼痛程度的力氣來指壓即可。
這是一項簡單的按摩方法 ,當工作的休息時間、或是通車的空檔,均可自行操作。

眼睛疲勞往往不容易入睡, 不過,如果施予上述的刺激來消除眼睛的疲勞,便可輕易地入睡, 以上的方法還可以抑制老人性的白內障。

Fwd: Local Gal of the Day 2506

Fwd: HotSPOTS! wooo...

Is that a hotspot or what?!

smokin'! g-spot (great)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Fwd: WHY'S OF MEN

have a laugh




The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)


(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


One for the ladies.......

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' Universityof Oklahoma .'


And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'


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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.


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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor



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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Send this to
at least five bright,funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!