Subject: Fun with words

> * MUTHU AND THE INTERVIWER*
> Interviewer : 'What is your birth
> date?'
> Muthu : '13th October.'
> Interviewer : 'Which year?'
> Muthu : 'Every year.'
>
> *****
> * MUTHU AND HIS MANAGER *
> The Manager asked Muthu at an interview ....
> 'Can you spell a word that has more than
> 100 letters in it?'
> Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
>
> *****
> * MUTHU AND LONDON TRIP *
> After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu
> asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
> Wife: 'No! Why?'
> Muthu : 'In London, a lady asked me,
> 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why.'
> Wife : ?????????
>
> *****
> * MUTHU AND TOURIST *
> A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any
> great man was born in his village ... and
> Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were
> born here.'
>
> *****
> * MUTHU AND HIS EXPERIMENT *
> Muthu was doing an experiment with a
> cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to
> 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
> Then he cut off it's second leg and told
> the same. The cockroach walked.
> Then he cut off the third leg and did the
> same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and
> ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't
> walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it.
> If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it
> becomes deaf.'
>
> *****
> * MUTHU AND DRIVER *
> When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a
> motorized tricycle, the driver adjusted the
> mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to
> see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
>
> *****
> * MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL *
> Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he
> went to the washbasin. Then when he
> had finished, he started washing the basin.
> Seeing this, the manager asked what was
> he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
> '* WASH BASIN *'
>
> *****
> * MUTHU AND INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART *
> Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in
> the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will
> you escape?'
> Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop
> my imagination.'
>
> *****
> * Oh ...... the funniest ... *
> At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why
> ????????????
> Because a lady journalist with a badge which
> read '* PRESS *' pinned on the right
> part of her blouse walked past him ... and he
> did it!
>