Fwd: Why bosses are always right!

> > When I Take a long time to finish,
> > I am slow,
> > When my boss takes a long time,
> > he is thorough
> >
> >
> > When I don't do it,
> > I am lazy,
> > When my boss does not do it,
> > he is busy,
> >
> >
> > When I do something without being told,
> > I am trying to
> > be smart,
> > When my boss does the same,
> > he takes the initiative,
> >
> >
> > When I please my boss,
> > I am apple polishing,
> > When my boss pleases his boss,
> > he is cooperating,
> >
> >
> > When I make a mistake,
> > you're an idiot.
> > When my boss makes a mistake,
> > he's only human.
> >
> >
> > When I am out of the office,
> > I am wandering around.
> > When my boss is out of th! e office ,
> > he's on business.
> >
> >
> > When I am on a day off sick,
> > I am always sick.
> > When my boss is a day off sick,
> > he must be very ill.
> >
> >
> > When I apply for leave,
> > I must be going for an
> > interview
> > When my boss applies for leave,
> > it's because he's
> > overworked
> >
> >
> > When I do good,
> > my boss never remembers,
> > When I do wrong,
> > he never forgets