Saturday, May 31, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Fwd: Are You Stressed?
You have only 30 seconds to answer after reading the question.....start
reading now:
Stress Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are
4 animals :
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey.
They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the
tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Orangutan = dumb
Ape = moron
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid
Why????? ALL wrong~!!!!
A coconut tree doesn't have bananas ! Obviously you're stressed and
overworked. Take some time off and relax!!
reading now:
Stress Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are
4 animals :
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey.
They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the
tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Orangutan = dumb
Ape = moron
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid
Why????? ALL wrong~!!!!
A coconut tree doesn't have bananas ! Obviously you're stressed and
overworked. Take some time off and relax!!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Fwd: Prediction of the coming Disaster - do u believe?
Mr. Juseleeno, born in 1960(reportedly still alive in 2008), is a Brazilian
who has made many predictions, and MOST have come to pass, including
Princess Diana's death by car accident (which is instigated by someone near
her and will probably unfortunately be written off as a car accident), 911
and the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. He sees the future in his dreams, and has
an average of 3 to 9 such predictions per day. When he wakes up, he will
write them down, and send warnings to those concerned.
If it concerns only a normal individual, he will write a letter to warn
him/her.
If it is a famous person(celebrity, politician etc.), or matters concerning
the public, he will not only send it to the individual himself/herself, but
also related agencies, government, and media. He urged the media to
publicise these predictions, but the reply always went along the lines of
rejection for fear of arousing public panic.
Future predictions:
2008, July: There will be an earthquake in Japan, which will cause a tsunami
of 30 plus metres high to occur as well.
2008, 18th September: An earthquake with magnitude of approximately 9.1 will
rock China , simultaneously causing a tsunami of more than 30 metres to
occur, resulting in the deaths of more than 1 million people.
Although this huge earthquake will happen after the Olympics have ended,
there will be a series of relatively smaller earthquakes occurring in China
before the huge earthquake. The China government, which is more concerned
with the success of the Olympics, will most likely neglect to employ
appropriate cautionary measures, thus the high casualty rate. If the China
government does not publicise the occurrence of these minor earthquakes and
evacuate people, the number of deaths will be as predicted.
2008, 17th December: terrorist attack in America
2010: The temperatures in some countries of Africa could be as high as
58 degrees Celsius, and there will be a serious shortage of water.
2010, 15th June: The New York Stock Exchange market will fail, causing an
international financial crisis.
2011: The research on the treatment of some cancers will be completed, but a
new life-threatening virus will appear. People who are infected will die
after only approx. 4 hours of coming into contact with the virus.
2013, 1st ? 25th November: Research on treatment of cancers, except for
brain tumors, will be completed. An earthquake, caused by volcanic
eruptions, will happen on Bahama Island of the Canary Islands. A gigantic
tsunami of roughly 150 metres will result. America mainlands, Brazil etc.
will be affected, with the tsunami pushing into the land as far as 15 to 20
kilometres. Before the occurrence of this gigantic tsunami, the sea/ocean
water levels will sink by about 6 metres, and large flocks of birds will
start to migrate.
2014: A small planet that has been gradually closing in on Earth might
eventually collide with Earth, and this collision, if come to pass, will
affect the survival of humans as a whole.
2015: By the mid of November, the average temperature of Earth could be as
high as 59 degrees Celsius. Many people will die from the overheat, and
international confusion and terror ensues.
2016, April: A huge typhoon will invade China, causing massive damage.
The 43rd USA president, George Walker Bush, will enter the hospital, and
faces a life or death situation.
2026, July: A super earthquake will occur in Sans Francisco, and it will be
named 'The Big One'. Huge damage to surrounding areas. Many volcanoes will
re-activate, and the height of resulting tsunami will be more than 150
metres.
Mr. Juseleeno made known his predictions in hopes that people will take heed
of his warnings, so that these disasters may be avoided. He hopes there will
be a major change in the thinking of people's mindsets in the time period
2007 ? 2008. One factor will be the environmental issue of global warming,
which is more serious than what some meteorologists assume.
who has made many predictions, and MOST have come to pass, including
Princess Diana's death by car accident (which is instigated by someone near
her and will probably unfortunately be written off as a car accident), 911
and the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. He sees the future in his dreams, and has
an average of 3 to 9 such predictions per day. When he wakes up, he will
write them down, and send warnings to those concerned.
If it concerns only a normal individual, he will write a letter to warn
him/her.
If it is a famous person(celebrity, politician etc.), or matters concerning
the public, he will not only send it to the individual himself/herself, but
also related agencies, government, and media. He urged the media to
publicise these predictions, but the reply always went along the lines of
rejection for fear of arousing public panic.
Future predictions:
2008, July: There will be an earthquake in Japan, which will cause a tsunami
of 30 plus metres high to occur as well.
2008, 18th September: An earthquake with magnitude of approximately 9.1 will
rock China , simultaneously causing a tsunami of more than 30 metres to
occur, resulting in the deaths of more than 1 million people.
Although this huge earthquake will happen after the Olympics have ended,
there will be a series of relatively smaller earthquakes occurring in China
before the huge earthquake. The China government, which is more concerned
with the success of the Olympics, will most likely neglect to employ
appropriate cautionary measures, thus the high casualty rate. If the China
government does not publicise the occurrence of these minor earthquakes and
evacuate people, the number of deaths will be as predicted.
2008, 17th December: terrorist attack in America
2010: The temperatures in some countries of Africa could be as high as
58 degrees Celsius, and there will be a serious shortage of water.
2010, 15th June: The New York Stock Exchange market will fail, causing an
international financial crisis.
2011: The research on the treatment of some cancers will be completed, but a
new life-threatening virus will appear. People who are infected will die
after only approx. 4 hours of coming into contact with the virus.
2013, 1st ? 25th November: Research on treatment of cancers, except for
brain tumors, will be completed. An earthquake, caused by volcanic
eruptions, will happen on Bahama Island of the Canary Islands. A gigantic
tsunami of roughly 150 metres will result. America mainlands, Brazil etc.
will be affected, with the tsunami pushing into the land as far as 15 to 20
kilometres. Before the occurrence of this gigantic tsunami, the sea/ocean
water levels will sink by about 6 metres, and large flocks of birds will
start to migrate.
2014: A small planet that has been gradually closing in on Earth might
eventually collide with Earth, and this collision, if come to pass, will
affect the survival of humans as a whole.
2015: By the mid of November, the average temperature of Earth could be as
high as 59 degrees Celsius. Many people will die from the overheat, and
international confusion and terror ensues.
2016, April: A huge typhoon will invade China, causing massive damage.
The 43rd USA president, George Walker Bush, will enter the hospital, and
faces a life or death situation.
2026, July: A super earthquake will occur in Sans Francisco, and it will be
named 'The Big One'. Huge damage to surrounding areas. Many volcanoes will
re-activate, and the height of resulting tsunami will be more than 150
metres.
Mr. Juseleeno made known his predictions in hopes that people will take heed
of his warnings, so that these disasters may be avoided. He hopes there will
be a major change in the thinking of people's mindsets in the time period
2007 ? 2008. One factor will be the environmental issue of global warming,
which is more serious than what some meteorologists assume.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Fwd: actual call centre conversation
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before clea ning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Austral ia ?'
Operator:&nbsap; ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
------------ -- ------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- - ----
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - -------- --------- ----
Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations! ):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. '
Operator: &n bsp; 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared. '< /A>
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!! !
< /DIV>
from a friend
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before clea ning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
RAC Motoring Services
Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Austral ia ?'
Operator:&nbsap; ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
------------ -- ------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Directory Enquiries
Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.
Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'
Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'
Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- - ----
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - -------- --------- ----
Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations! ):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. '
Operator: &n bsp; 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared. '< /A>
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power....... .. A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!! !
< /DIV>
from a friend
Monday, May 26, 2008
Fwd: Guess whose house it belongs to?
This guy earned it in a tough competitive business.
Watch all the way to the end.
Watch all the way to the end.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Fwd: MOST DANGEROUS SWIMMING POOL
Video link: http://www.break.com/index/dangerous-swimming-pool.html
Most dangerous swimming pool in the world, located between Zimbabwe and Zambia .
Most dangerous swimming pool in the world, located between Zimbabwe and Zambia .
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