Fwd: How to Find, Remove and Prevent Pop-Ups

One way to avoid the potential danger lurking behind pop-up ads is to install software that blocks them. Many ISPs offer tools to stop pop-ups from appearing. The Mozilla browser does not allow pop-ups. The Google Toolbar also blocks pop-up ads.

There are numerous programs that block pop-ups. Before installing them, research the developer and the company to make sure they are legitimate. Also be sure to note how they effect your system. Some pop-up blockers may discourage new windows, such as instant messages being sent to you, from opening.

Click here for a list of pop-up blocking software:

http://www.webattack.com/Freeware/misctools/fwpopblock.shtml.

Windows Messenger Pop-Ups

One relatively new form of pop-up that has been annoying Internet users with potentially dangerous effects is spam being sent using the Windows Messaging feature in Windows XP. This is not the instant messaging software that is used by millions of computer users, but rather an administrative tool that is meant to be used by systems administrators to contact users.

While there are utilities that claim to stop such pop-ups, the Windows Messenger feature is relatively easy to disable. To disable the Windows Messenger in Windows XP:

In Windows XP --> Control Panel --> Administrative Tools. Double-click Services. Double-click

Messenger. In the Startup type list, choose Disabled. Click Stop, and then click OK.

Fwd: Cute uniformed korean dancing to song "NOBODY"

The Wonder Girls (Korean: 원더걸스) are a South Korean girl group. They are produced by singer-songwriter Park Jin-Young and are signed to his talent agency, JYP Entertainment. Each of the five original members were selected through auditions. Debuting in early 2007, they became popular in the fall of that year with the song "Tell Me."

Since then they have scored 3 consecutive #1 hit singles with "Tell Me", "So Hot", and "Nobody", and in 2008, won two Daesangs ("Artist of the Year" Awards).

Check out this clip of a cute korean boy dancing to their No.1 hit Nobody

Fwd: Gary Ng (garyng174) Videos

HE HAS an ordinary day job as a surveyor in a bunkering firm, but he also leads a secret life as an amateur pornographer.

TNP PHOTO ILLUSTRATION

And Gary Ng, 29, is fast gaining online notoriety after his self-filmed sex videos - posted on various amateur porn sites and sex forums - caused an uproar among local netizens.

The 33 videos, which have since been removed from those sites, featured him having sex with several women who, he claims, are from all walks of life.

The New Paper on Sunday managed to get in touch with Mr Ng through his e-mail address, which he displays on his videos.

In an online interview, he said he had removed the videos from the porn sites, but had later posted them on another website for his 'fans'.

Most of the videos begin with him in office wear before he undresses.

The video titles are telling - 'Gary Ng vs Beer Promo Auntie', 'Gary Ng vs Friend's Niece' and 'Gary Ng vs Chua Chu Kang girl' - just to name a few.

He even claimed to have had sex with a mother and her daughter on two different occasions. His other conquests range from waitresses and housewives to tertiary students and bank executives, he said.

When asked if Gary Ng is his real name, he said it is.

To attract netizens to view his videos, he also posted links on sex forums, where he has been given the dubious honour of being called Singapore's Edison Chen.

News Source: AsiaOne
Video Source: GaryNg174.blogspot.com

Fwd: the meaning of ABCDEFG and reverse

Fwd: WOMEN... EISHHH... the break up

Fwd: Brasil Underwear Day

The third National Underwear Day in Brazil organized on 17th Feb 2009 at downtown Brasilia. The event is organized by fashion website Finissimo, and all models who took place in the event final wear only .... what else but underwear.

Fwd: Playboy - Elders Edition

Fwd: How many times does this Bimbo say the word "LIKE"?

Fwd: St Patrick's Day Drunk

A St. Patrick's Day partier is arrested for being drunk in public by Glenn County sheriff's deputies and a plainclothes Alcoholic Beverage Control officer at about 4:20 p.m. Friday on the 700 block of Nord Avenue.

Whether drinking green beer at 10 a.m., wearing all-green clothes or staying home, Chico State students celebrated St. Patrick's Day in a relatively calm fashion.

According to Chico police, there were 58 arrests made on Friday, down from 69 in 2005. Thirty-eight of the arrests were for drunk in public violations.

No major acts of violence, such as stabbings or shootings, were reported.

This is a positive step, said Chico police Lt. Mike Weber, who served as the operations commander for the holiday.

Rainy weather, students on spring break and cooperation from the community contributed to the reduced number of arrests, he said.

Saturday was also much calmer than expected with only 21 arrests.

Although the number of arrests was down, it was still too many, Weber said.

"We are still in a position where we have to increase outside staff and jail support," he said.

Alcoholic Beverage Control officers, University Police and jail support from Butte and Glenn counties assisted the Chico Police Department.

The eventual goal is to not need any outside help at all, Weber said.

"We want to be able to handle St. Patrick's Day like any busy Friday," he said.

Most bars voluntarily opened their doors later to curb early morning drinking, but crowds were mostly small at 10 a.m. Friday.

Fwd: Take care of yoursel

>>>>>> > > 粉色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 在干净的床上裸睡
>>>>>> > > 2. 生理期不吃巧克力，因为会加重痛经
>>>>>> > > 3. 养成记录生理周期的习惯
>>>>>> > > 4. 通过运动而非调整型内衣来塑造曲线
>>>>>> > > 5. 不翘二郎腿，以免压迫神经
>>>>>> > > 6. 贴身衣物不干洗
>>>>>> > > 7. 拉风的丁字裤不适宜日常穿着
>>>>>> > > 8. 去年的衣服要进行曝晒后才可以穿
>>>>>> > > 9. 如非必要，不使用卫生护垫
>>>>>> > > 10. 定期检查化妆品的保质期
>>>>>> > > 11. 洗浴后一小时再化妆
>>>>>> > > 12. 即使爱美，也不要在耳朵上部的外缘软骨部位穿耳洞
>>>>>> > > 13. 了解自己的家庭病史，特别是母亲和外婆的病史
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 蓝色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 每天踏进办公室，先将窗户打开透气，再坐下来工作
>>>>>> > > 2. 如果一天要接听5小时电话，使用无线耳机
>>>>>> > > 3. 复印文件时，与复印机保持至少一米
>>>>>> > > 4. 只在非常必要时才使用滴眼液
>>>>>> > > 5. 不趴在办公桌上午睡
>>>>>> > > 6. 在办公室为自己准备小靠垫，放在腰部
>>>>>> > > 7. 不要将笔记本电脑放在膝上使用
>>>>>> > > 8. 在办公桌上养一盆仙人掌，帮助吸收辐射
>>>>>> > > 9. 阅读完报纸后，记得清洗掉沾在手上的油墨
>>>>>> > > 10. 每30分钟伸一次懒腰
>>>>>> > > 11. 办公室地毯定期清洗杀虫
>>>>>> > > 12. 用完电脑后要清洁面部及手部，清除辐射微尘
>>>>>> > > 13. 单肩的短带挎包会加重肩周炎症状
>>>>>> > > 14. 公文包时的口红与签字笔分格存放
>>>>>> > > 15. 每天保证有2小时以上的时间，让脚从高跟鞋时解放出来
>>>>>> > > 16. 每周晚过22：00的加班不超过一次
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 绿色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 浴室保持干燥，防止霉菌滋生
>>>>>> > > 2. 沐浴不超过10分钟
>>>>>> > > 3. 用温水刷牙，同时刷刷舌头
>>>>>> > > 4. 用冷热水交替洗脸
>>>>>> > > 5. 不用塑料器皿盛装热水
>>>>>> > > 6. 定期清理冰箱
>>>>>> > > 7. 微波炉在工作时，请离开厨房
>>>>>> > > 8. 使用抽油烟机
>>>>>> > > 9. 晚餐时关掉电视机
>>>>>> > > 10. 尽量避免使用厚绒布窗帘
>>>>>> > > 11. 杀虫剂和清洁剂要放在远离起居场所的储物间
>>>>>> > > 12. 用天然的花香或果香代替芳香剂
>>>>>> > > 13. 冬天居室里的加湿器使用纯净水
>>>>>> > > 14. 不要贪图方便将电脑带进卧室
>>>>>> > > 15. 不要把手机放在枕边充当闹钟
>>>>>> > > 16. 头发没干时，别急着入睡
>>>>>> > > 17. 卧室的房间要用柔和色彩
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 黄色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 在牛奶和豆浆之间，选择后者
>>>>>> > > 2. 觉得还可以再吃半碗饭时，离开餐桌
>>>>>> > > 3. 如果身体不感到饥渴，每天只需饮用4杯水
>>>>>> > > 4. 多喝酸奶
>>>>>> > > 5. 无论什么原因，都别抽烟
>>>>>> > > 6. 在食谱里添加杂粮和蔬菜
>>>>>> > > 7. 饮绿茶胜过红茶
>>>>>> > > 8. 重视早餐多过晚餐
>>>>>> > > 9. 控制盐的用量
>>>>>> > > 10. 起床后先刷牙，再喝水
>>>>>> > > 11. 经常嚼口香糖
>>>>>> > > 12. 一早一晚，两个苹果可以有效改善便秘
>>>>>> > > 13. 纯素食可能导致荷尔蒙分泌异常，造成不孕
>>>>>> > > 14. 每周至少吃一次鱼
>>>>>> > > 15. 远离可乐等碳酸饮料
>>>>>> > > 16. 不喝久煮的火锅汤
>>>>>> > > 17. 没有果汁牛奶这回事，它们是天生的冤家
>>>>>> > > 18. 饭前吃水果胜过饭后
>>>>>> > > 19. 睡前可以来一杯红葡萄酒
>>>>>> > > 20. 喝咖啡可能引起女性骨质疏松
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 橙色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 多享受早晨8－9点的阳光
>>>>>> > > 2. 跑步、骑脚踏车等运动可以保持优美的腿部线条
>>>>>> > > 3. 热水泡脚可有效预防静脉曲张
>>>>>> > > 4. 精神极度疲倦时并不适宜以运动减压，休息更重要

Fwd: Types of Ads husband put up for Wife on Sale

A British man, fed up with his wife’s complaints, advertised her for sale — and got a number of offers.

“Nagging Wife. No Tax . .. Very high maintenance — some rust,” wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods.

Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife, Donna, got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the advert as a joke.

“She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I’d put an ad in to get rid of her.

“I didn’t think anyone would ring up, but I’ve had people calling about her. It’s gone mad. There was no one I knew — just people asking, ‘Is she still available?’”

The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife — whom he advertised in the magazine’s “Free to Collect” section, along with some of his fishing tackle — initially gave him “a bit of an ear-bashing”. But he added: “She’s seen the funny side of it now!” — AFP

Here are the rest of the ads husbands had put up for Wife on Sale!




Would you buy?

Fwd: Especially to people who are about to get married

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm

still paying for it."

#CASE 6

Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

#CASE 12

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."

Fwd: Victoria Secret's Model of the Day

Fwd: SI Model of the Day

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model of the Day

Bonus Pic!
Hooters Girl of the Day

Fwd: Obama Sweet Moment

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S A REAL MAN, WHO LOVES HIS WIFE. CHECK OUT THE SECRET SERVICE, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. DO I LOOK OR NOT. THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT.

Can someone tell President Obama - That HE NO LONGER HAS TO BE SO DARN ADORABLE!?!?!? He's already elected….**sigh** Awwwwwwwwwwwww! See how all the secret service start looking away!

In a freight elevator on the way to a ball, with the First Lady staying warm in the President's jacket.

Fwd: What is Recession?

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

Fwd: The 5 Minute Management Course

The 5 Minute Management Course:

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Fwd: Tattoo mistranslation enrages Taiwan aboriginal tribe

Source: Taipei Times

Indigenous affairs chief apologizes for bad translation

By Flora Wang
STAFF REPORTER
Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009, Page 3

Minister of the Council of Indigenous Peoples Chang Jen-hsiang (章仁香) yesterday apologized over a translation error by the National Museum of Prehistory that may have insulted Aborigines.

“The translator made a very serious mistake. We regret the error. We apologize to Aborigines,” Chang said during a question-and-answer session with Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) legislators Lin Shu-fen (林淑芬) and Yu John-dow (余政道).

Chang was forced to apologize after DPP Legislator Chen Ying (陳瑩) on Monday pointed to several translation errors in a book published by the museum.

Chen told reporters that the book, Bridging Taiwan with Austronesia, wrongly referred to Aborigines’ facial tattoos as a symbol of “adultery” when in fact such tattoos represent passage into adulthood.

“Foreigners who only speak English and do not understand Mandarin may think that Aborigines’ facial tattoos is a sign [that they committed] adultery,” Chen said.

Chen also complained about the translation of Aboriginal oracles as “witches.”

“This term has a negative connotation. In some dictionaries, the term also means a seductive woman,” Chen said.

Premier Liu Chao-shiuan (劉兆玄) told Lin and Yu that the government had to apologize to Aborigines for the mistranslation.

Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) Legislator Lo Shu-lei (羅淑蕾) also criticized the translation.

Also yesterday, Minister of National Defense Chen Chao-min (陳肇敏) offered his own apology at the legislature over a gaffe that could have insulted low-income families.

While fielding questions by DPP Legislator Chai Trong-rong (蔡同榮) on Monday, Chen Chao-min promised that the military would consider distributing the military’s “kitchen leftovers” to people living in poverty.

Chen Chao-min’s remark immediately drew criticism from DPP legislators.

“This was a blunder. I grew up in a poor family. I would never discriminate against the poor. I’m very sorry about the gaffe,” Chen Chao-min said.

KMT Legislator Chu Fong-chi (朱鳳芝) lambasted Chen Chao-min and Minister of the Central Personnel Administration Chen Ching-hsiu (陳清秀), who recently said that the blunders showed that officials in the current administration lacked empathy for the public.




http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/arts-&-leisure/2008/01/22/139995/Indigenous-facial.htm

Fwd: How to Pop Pop-corns the Argentine way

Fwd: Superheros from Boksburg

Fwd: Engineering Exam Record

Just have a look at this. This guy has written 29 engineering papers at one semester and has been asked from the college to add him into LIMCA book of records!!!!!! And one more interesting thing is that, he has cleared all of them!!!

Also Guys just have a look at his internal marks!!! That makes this effort even more commendable….

Fwd: Extraordinary Photos

Fwd: Who said the Homeless are not creative?

Top 10 Most Creative Homeless Signs 1) Homeless Geek. 2. Unlucky Beggar. 3) HomelessHomeless Target. 5) Homeless Time Traveller29 Jan 2007 ... Sometimes survival takes pure creativity. This article urges the homeless to seek out unconventional methods to finding temporary shelter and ... Creative homeless shelters may or may not be the answer, but ‘forcing’ them to get ‘off the street’ is also not a solution for most who are homeless. ...