Fwd: Military Humour

Fwd: Geography of Women

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.



Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.



Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!




Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.




Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.




Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.




Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.




After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Fwd: More China Frantics

Now Is China Slippers s

Chinese Thongs sandals sold at Walmart!!!.DO NOT BUY REMEMBER THE PAINT ON KIDS TOYS? Hi, This is very true as I heard it in news from one of our local radios here that our govt has to be extra careful on these cheap imports from china. These includes clothes, food, toys, slippers and even glasses because the Chinese are using some strong but cheap chemical in their manufactures. Cheap is becoming expensive and at the same time fatal. I nearly bought one pair of the slippers below for myself last week at the Japanese $2 shop at IMM last week. GIRLS/LADIES/MUM'S BEWARE! GUYS FORWARD TO ALL YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS, GIRL-FRIENDS, WIFE, SISTERS, COUSINS ETC... Beware when you are traveling to China , just try to be careful when you are buying hair bands down the road who knows what it is made from?? Be cautious of hair bands at open markets around the city too - they are probably from China since they are purchased in bulk very very cheap !!!! Take a good look before buying hair bands in future - specially like the following kind..... .. These Hair bands were made from used condoms and threads. That was so disgusting, I would not want to use them!! .. .. .. [IMAGE] .. BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said. 'These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ..... threatening the health of local people,' it said. Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said. 'People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,' the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying. A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 sen (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said. A government official was quoted as saying recycling condoms was illegal. China 's manufacturing industry has been repeatedly tarnished this year by a string of scandals involving shoddy or dangerous goods made for both domestic and foreign markets. In response, it launched a public relations blitz this summer aimed at playing up efforts to strengthen monitoring systems. _.___ Check your kids hair bands and make sure they do not put them in their mouth while trying to plait or tie their hair.

Fwd: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

You can see a news video on it here.

Fwd: Supermodel of the Day - Bianca Balti

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