Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Fwd: Zhang Ziyi's topless sunbathing photos on the internet



China's top actress Zhang Ziyi was seen sunbathing topless and frolicking on a beach , sending netizens in China wild on Tuesday. See why...


The pictures, taken by a Los Angeles-based paparazzi agency, showed Zhang on the Caribbean island of St Barts with her fiance, Israeli investor Vivi Nevo, last Friday.

Zhang was photographed in a red bikini reading a book, doing a bridge and even a splits on the sand.




She took off her red bikini top and rolled down her bottom as she sun bathed and the photographs captured her lying topless beside her fiance.




Fiance Vivi Nevo was also caught on camera grabbing her bottom and enthusiastically kissing the whole length of her back.


View this interesting animated gif here. Hahaha...



You can dig up more uncensored ones at the source site
or alternatively at ChinaSmack's site here
or if you haven't got the time some main ones here

Monday, January 5, 2009

Fwd: 4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone
can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you
can do with it:

One: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search
any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number
112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
Try it out.

Two: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to
own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at
home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!'

Three: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will
restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

Four: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone!: * # 0 6 #, a 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't
use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile
phones. This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Fwd: Be careful Chinese New Year oranges round the corner ?

Take a look at the pictures at the end of this email. Gross ...

Chinese new year is drawing near. When buying Chinese oranges please beware of the worms inside. These worms are very similar to the texture of the orange and therefore can only be observed if you look
carefully (long sighted person may not notice).

The Chinese government had in fact made effort to destroy hundredsof tons of these oranges and compensate the farmers for these. But however some culprit may still sell it illegally. That's why we need
to be careful. Whether the worms is harmful to the human body or not is stillquestionable. But generally if few numbers are consumed it shouldnot make any harm according to doctors. It is advisable to be
careful about it.

BEWARE OF CNY ORANGES FROM CHINA .WORM INSIDE THE ORANGES














Sunday, December 28, 2008

Fwd: Predicitons for 2009

TOM
Nine Predictions for 2009
ASACKER


“Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.” ⎯ Viktor E. Frankl

The reality of the coming year is that the precipitous decline in the economy will create a collective pause; a “space” of epic proportions for organizations and individuals. Yes, it will be unpleasant for many. But it will also be an opportunity in disguise for those willing to seize the moment.

#1 The Earth will complete its 584 million mile, 67,000 mph trip around the Sun without incident I know, that’s a pretty lame kick-off prediction.
But think about those numbers for a minute. We’re all outgrowths of a living mass that is rocketing through space around an enormous ball of fire. Does that make any sense to you? Me either. So stop trying to figure it all out. Stop trying to protect yourself from an unknowable future and instead be a connected and passionate part of the here and now. “What is important in life is life, and not the result of life.”⎯ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

#2 Many things will change, but many people will not
Most of us will be doing, thinking and feeling more or less the same things this time next year as we are now. If you don’t want that sameness, grab yourself by the collar and yank yourself off of that comfortable, well-worn path and onto the one less traveled by you. Let go of your past and grab onto your future. Because while you’re waiting for that grand insight to point you in the right direction, the beauty of life is flying right on by. “Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.”⎯ Frank Herbert

#3 Most people will sit quietly in their seats and watch life unfold around them
A recent New Yorker magazine cartoon made it comically clear: There’s a lot that we all want to experience, but not much that we actually want to do. Most of us simply want to go along to get along and enjoy the ride. Well, the ride is slowing to a crawl. And when it starts back up, it’ll be a much different ride. What kind of ride? The best way to know that is to put yourself in charge of creating it. Grab the wheel and get moving. Let the pull of what excites you and what you care most deeply about be your guide. “The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” ⎯ Robert Frost

#4 A lot of people and businesses will fail
That’s the unfortunate nature of life. You try something, it doesn’t work. You try something different, it works. If it works big, people copy you (or steal it). You try something new, failure again. If you’re trying, if you’re living, you will fail. So what? I remember college friends years ago telling me that they could never “do what I do.” I didn’t know what that meant, so I asked. “You know,” one replied. “No security. Going out on your own.” “Security is an illusion,” I countered. “Everyone is ‘on his own.’ And for the record,” I added. “I could never do what you all are doing.” Live a life of no regrets. Seize this opportunity to learn and grow and experience, while everyone else snuggles deeper into their comfy routines. “He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great.” ⎯Herman Melville

#5 Many “friends” will be lost and many new ones made
Social networks are all the rage today: MySpace, Facebook, Friendster, LinkedIn, Twitter and Plaxo, as well as the many recurring real world gatherings. And indeed, they can be great ways to stay connected and to gain attention. But many of the people who have “friended” you through these groups did so for a reason; their reason. And once that reason goes away, so will they. Don’t sweat it. Keep connecting. Keep reaching out and sharing with people with similar interests and beliefs. But also, spend more slow and deep time with your family and your true friends; those who accept and care about the real you, not the social status you. “In prosperity,
our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.”⎯ John Churton Collins

#6 The passionate will not only survive, they will thrive
What’s bugging you? Whatever it is, for your sake⎯ and for those unwilling or unable to change⎯ do something about it! That’s the key to growth and success. The inventor David Levy referred to it as the curse effect: “Whenever I hear someone curse, it’s a sign to invent something.” Well, perhaps that someone is you and that “cursing” is resonating between your ears. If so, don’t let it irritate you and drain your life and passion. Use it to fuel you and drive you forward. The future belongs to those unwilling to accept the stifling status quo; to those who stay puzzled, excited, frustrated and surprised. “Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission.” ⎯ Peter Drucker

#7 Success will go to those with the best questions, not those with the cleverest answers
Do you know the definition of an expert? An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing? And a generalist? A generalist, like so many afflicted with digital A.D.D., is someone who knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything. Successful people know that they’ll never know enough, especially about what really matters. So, they pay attention. They catch on and refocus rapidly. They never stop trying and learning. They’re driven by the questions, by their desire to understand and to change things. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”⎯ Mark Twain

#8 Execution is the new strategy
E.L. Doctorow wrote, “Planning to write is not writing.” Here’s the funny thing: Writing is not writing. It’s editing. You’re really not sure where you’re going until well after you’ve begun; until you’ve put pen to paper (or type to page). And then, the work unfolds in unpredictable and mysterious ways. Sure, vision and planning are important. But with the accelerating pace of change in today’s world, the important insights are more likely to come through doing and editing, than through speculating and strategizing. “Change will lead to insight far more often than insight will lead to change.”⎯ Milton H. Erickson

#9 Making a difference will trump making a buck
Walt Disney’s mantra was, “I don’t make movies to make money. I make money to make movies.” What about you? Why do you make money? Think really hard and long about that simple question. If you’ve been putting
off being passionate about your work in order to make a lot of money, now may be the time for you to make a change. Why? Because the business of making money simply to make more money is quickly coming to an end. The future is not in making a buck; it’s in making a difference. “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”⎯ Winston Churchill

That’s it. My nine clear-eyed prognostications for 2009. Email me next December and let me know how I did. In the meantime, please pass this around to your friends and colleagues. It may help them understand, and more importantly deal with, their impending “space” in the coming New Year. The great Danish physicist Niels Henrik David Bohr wrote, “Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.” But, the first woman to receive the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, Edna St. Vincent Millay, reminds us, “It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it’s one damned thing over and over.” Physics and poetry.

Such is the nature of our paradoxical world. Just remember, it’s your future that you have control over, and only you have the power to change that one damn thing. Stay passionate and God speed!

Fwd: New Stock Market Terms

New Stock Market Terms
  • CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
  • CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
  • BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
  • BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
  • VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
  • P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
  • BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
  • STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
  • STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
  • STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
  • FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
  • MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
  • CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  • YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
  • WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
  • INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
  • PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use

Friday, December 26, 2008

Fwd: Unusual Tress!!










Fwd: More Fails...
















Fwd: Life boils down to 2 choices

To have a dog....


or to have children?

Fwd: Ex-Japanese porn actress Ai Iijima found dead at home

According to Japan media reports, though police has eliminated it to be a case of homicide and suspect it to be natural death or suicide, they are unable to provide the actual reason of death until the post mortem is out.Iijima was a famous AV model before she became a normal artiste.

On 24 Feb, 2008, a blog post Iijima wrote reveal that she had contracted gastric problems and was taking anti-depression pills. Depressing content flooded her blog and on Nov 30, she wrote that she "often felt lonely".

Read the full story here.





Ai Iijima

Birthdate: 08/25/73

Zodiac: Virgo

Home: Tokyo

Breasts: 85 cm (33 in)

Waist: 56 cm (22 in)

Hips: 85 cm (33 in)

Height: 161 cm (5 ft 3 in)

Ai Iijima is undoubtedly the most well-known AV actress in Asia, not only because she was among the top-rated and most productive actresses in the 80's, but also because she is so far the only AV actress to have revived a new career in the mainstream show business. She is a phenomena in many aspects: she started the fashion of girls bleaching their hair and tan their skins. Her autobiography "Platonic Sex", published in 2001, was translated into many languages, and eventually adapted to a TV series and even a movie in 2003. These made her a role model for high school girls in Japan, which inspired more girls to enter the AV industry (although she would warn them against so).