Can we have a drink ?????
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Fwd: [Nuffnang] Catch Lewis!
Dear Nuffnangers,
As the fever surrounding the world's first F1 night race revs up, are you getting in the mood yet?!
Don't worry, we'll help you!
In collaboration with Nescafé, Nuffnang Singapore is pleased to bring all Nuffnangers a ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to catch Lewis Hamilton in the flesh!
Yes, the McLaren Mercedes team's Lewis Hamilton! Yes, the current leader in this year's F1 league! And yes, the suave, hotshot rookie who nearly blew away the competition last year!
We have places for two bloggers at an exclusive meet-and-greet session with Lewis come September 25th. If you have not already noticed, the folks at Nescafé are already offering this brilliant opportunity to members of the public via their website www.catchlewis.com, but they have kindly allocated the Nuffnang community two spaces at this EXCLUSIVE event.
Say a big thank you to Nescafé, Nuffnangers!
Ok moving on - how do you take part? Well, simply write a blog entry titled "The things I'd do to catch Lewis" and the most creative post as judged by your beloved Nuffies will win!
As a requirement, you need to include the following two items for your blog entry to be valid:
1) A link to the Catch Lewis website ( www.catchlewis.com )
2) This photo of Lewis Hamilton attached here (or if you can't see it, check our Nuffnang blog ).
That's all peeps! Send your permalinks to catchlewis@nuffnang.com .
Best regards,
Ming
Co-founder
As the fever surrounding the world's first F1 night race revs up, are you getting in the mood yet?!
Don't worry, we'll help you!
In collaboration with Nescafé, Nuffnang Singapore is pleased to bring all Nuffnangers a ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to catch Lewis Hamilton in the flesh!
Yes, the McLaren Mercedes team's Lewis Hamilton! Yes, the current leader in this year's F1 league! And yes, the suave, hotshot rookie who nearly blew away the competition last year!
We have places for two bloggers at an exclusive meet-and-greet session with Lewis come September 25th. If you have not already noticed, the folks at Nescafé are already offering this brilliant opportunity to members of the public via their website www.catchlewis.com, but they have kindly allocated the Nuffnang community two spaces at this EXCLUSIVE event.
Say a big thank you to Nescafé, Nuffnangers!
Ok moving on - how do you take part? Well, simply write a blog entry titled "The things I'd do to catch Lewis" and the most creative post as judged by your beloved Nuffies will win!
As a requirement, you need to include the following two items for your blog entry to be valid:
1) A link to the Catch Lewis website ( www.catchlewis.com )
2) This photo of Lewis Hamilton attached here (or if you can't see it, check our Nuffnang blog ).
That's all peeps! Send your permalinks to catchlewis@nuffnang.com .
Best regards,
Ming
Co-founder
Fwd: Silly Muthu
*MUTHU AND THE INTERVIEWER *Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****
* MUTHU AND HIS MANAGER *
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview ....
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
*****
* MUTHU AND LONDON TRIP *
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****
* MUTHU AND TOURIST *
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village ... and
Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****
* MUTHU AND HIS EXPERIMENT *
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to
'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and
ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it.
If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****
* MUTHU AND DRIVER *
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver adjusted the
mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****
* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL *
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he
had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was
he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '* WASH BASIN *'
*****
* MUTHU AND INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART *
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will
you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'
*****
* Oh ...... the funniest ... *
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '* PRESS *' pinned on the right
part of her blouse walked past him ... and he did it!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Fwd: 成語謎題
1. 最遙遠的地方？
天涯海角
2. 最短的季節？
一日三秋
3. 最快的成功？
馬到成功
4.１０００的平方＝１００ｘ１００ｘ１００
千方百計
5. 很多離婚的女人
前功盡棄(前公盡棄)
6. 小白長的真像他哥哥
真相大白
7. 小慧很喜歡走路？
好行小慧
8.下棋時很難想出下一步？
舉棋不定
9. TVBS總經理姓李弓長李？
豈有此理／豈有此李
10. 有一隻熊走過來？
有備（Bear）而來
11.哪種蝙蝠不用休息？
不修邊幅（不休蝙蝠）
12. 狗過了獨木橋就不叫了？
過目不忘（過木不汪）
13. 有十隻羊，九隻蹲在羊圈 一隻蹲在豬圈？
抑揚頓挫（一羊蹲錯）
14.羊打電話給老鷹，老鷹拿起電話說「喂」？
陽奉陰違（羊phone鷹喂）
15. 拿許多雞蛋砸槍？
槍林彈雨（槍淋蛋雨）
16.「Jason love Jason」是什麼意思?
潔身自愛
17. 有九隻牛，但是只有一根毛
九牛一毛
18.羊停止呼吸
揚眉吐氣(羊沒吐氣)
19.１ｘ１＝１
一成不變
20. 7除以8
七上八下
21.１０００的平方＝１００ｘ１００ｘ１００
千方百計
22.小孩子跌倒
馬馬虎虎（媽媽撫撫）
23.少了一本書
缺一不可(缺一Book)
24.第十一本書
不可思議(Book11)
答案請反白～
天涯海角
2. 最短的季節？
一日三秋
3. 最快的成功？
馬到成功
4.１０００的平方＝１００ｘ１００ｘ１００
千方百計
5. 很多離婚的女人
前功盡棄(前公盡棄)
6. 小白長的真像他哥哥
真相大白
7. 小慧很喜歡走路？
好行小慧
8.下棋時很難想出下一步？
舉棋不定
9. TVBS總經理姓李弓長李？
豈有此理／豈有此李
10. 有一隻熊走過來？
有備（Bear）而來
11.哪種蝙蝠不用休息？
不修邊幅（不休蝙蝠）
12. 狗過了獨木橋就不叫了？
過目不忘（過木不汪）
13. 有十隻羊，九隻蹲在羊圈 一隻蹲在豬圈？
抑揚頓挫（一羊蹲錯）
14.羊打電話給老鷹，老鷹拿起電話說「喂」？
陽奉陰違（羊phone鷹喂）
15. 拿許多雞蛋砸槍？
槍林彈雨（槍淋蛋雨）
16.「Jason love Jason」是什麼意思?
潔身自愛
17. 有九隻牛，但是只有一根毛
九牛一毛
18.羊停止呼吸
揚眉吐氣(羊沒吐氣)
19.１ｘ１＝１
一成不變
20. 7除以8
七上八下
21.１０００的平方＝１００ｘ１００ｘ１００
千方百計
22.小孩子跌倒
馬馬虎虎（媽媽撫撫）
23.少了一本書
缺一不可(缺一Book)
24.第十一本書
不可思議(Book11)
答案請反白～
Fwd: Guinness World Records !!!
FARTHEST EAR SLINGSHOT
3.306 m (10 ft 10.5 in) dime toss, Monte Pierce, USA .
THE MOST ELASTIC MAN
Pierre Beauchemin could contort his body into strange positions.
FURTHEST EYEBALLS POP
11 mm ( 0.43 in) out of sockets, Kim Goodman, USA .
HAIRIEST FAMILY
98% of bodies covered in hair, the de Jesus clan, Mexico .
LONGEST FINGERNAILS
Combined length was 6.15 m (20 ft 2.25 in), Shridhar Chillal, India , July 1998.
MOST PIERCED WOMAN
720 piercings, Elaine Davidson, Scotland , UK.
STRETCHIEST SKIN
15.8 cm (6.25 in) stomach skin stretch, Garry Turner, UK .
MOST TATTOOED MAN
99.9% tattoo-covered body, Tom Leppard, Scotland , UK.
OLDEST LIVING FEMALE CONJOINED TWINS
Born January 3, 1950, Masha and Dasha Krivoshlyapova, Russia .
MOST WORMS EATEN
62 in 30 seconds. Mark Hogg , USA.
LARGEST APPENDIX REMOVED
17.5 cm (6.8 in), from Mr Mahendra , India.
LONGEST SWORD TO SWORD BALANCE
30 seconds, Ali and MassoudBandbaz
MOST SWORDS SWALLOWED AND TWISTED
10, Brad Byers, USA.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Fwd: Incredible SCULPTURES
Ron Mueck's Amazing sculptures!!
Ron Mueck is a London-based photo-realist artist. Born in Melbourne,Australia, to parents who were toy makers, he labored on children's television shows for 15 years before working in special effects for such films as Labyrinth, a 1986 fantasy epic starring David Bowie. Eventually Mueck concluded that photography pretty much destroys the physical presence of the original object, and so he turned to fine art and sculpture. In the early 1990's, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick. Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff's nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since.<>
His work is lifelike but not life size, and being face to face with the tiny, gossiping Two Women (2005) or the monumental woman In Bed (2005) is an unforgettable experience.
WOW !!!!
Ron Mueck is a London-based photo-realist artist. Born in Melbourne,Australia, to parents who were toy makers, he labored on children's television shows for 15 years before working in special effects for such films as Labyrinth, a 1986 fantasy epic starring David Bowie. Eventually Mueck concluded that photography pretty much destroys the physical presence of the original object, and so he turned to fine art and sculpture. In the early 1990's, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick. Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff's nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since.<>
His work is lifelike but not life size, and being face to face with the tiny, gossiping Two Women (2005) or the monumental woman In Bed (2005) is an unforgettable experience.
WOW !!!!
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