Fwd: Local Gal of the Day 2106

" Do you know what’s the #1 reason why most people fail to make money online?"

Fwd: Clever Advertisment

Some Clever Advertising ...


Life-size stickers of people were stuck on automatic
sliding doors at a mall in Mumbai , India .
When someone approaches, the doors move apart
and it feels like the
people on the door are moving away.
The person entering finds the message,
'People move away when you have body odour'.




Cool advertisement found in Malaysia .
A sticker was placed on the high voltage box depicting
that powerful Duracell batteries were used.





An ambient exercise to promote Eatalica burgers.
A 'Caution - Wet Floor' board was placed near an Eatalica burger signboard.
The copy on the board reads, 'Oogling at the burger
may involuntarily cause drooling, which may in turn lead to a wet floor.
Issued for your safety by the management of Eatalica Restaurant'.
(
Eatalica is an American-Italian food joint in Chennai , India .)





A giant mirror was built that allowed passers-by to stop and
look at themselves wearing Ind
ividual clothes at a shopping mall in Tokyo , Japan .





Advertisements for a job-recruiting company in Berlin ,
Germany depict people working in vending machines and ATMs.
It delivers the message, 'Life is too short for the wrong
job'.






Stickers were placed in selected car park locations and
car workshops where M-Tech Plasma HID lights are sold in Malaysia
It delivers the mess
age that these headlights are 300%
brighter than regular headlights.
The burn-effect sticker from the headlights really leaves an impression.





In another
creative idea by The Fitness Company, 'dumbbells'
were placed at various subways in New York City ,
which create an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights.





A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga
school showcases the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drinking straws
Enquiries and enrolment went up after this promotional stunt.





A creative ad by Mini Cooper placed at the Zurich , Switzerland
train station, shows people climbing into or out of the car,
when they are actually entering or exiting stairs.

Fwd: JOKE

Good story with Hilarious Ending .......... Cheers


A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work .

Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$1,000.'

A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says :'$5,000.'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'

A few days later, the Father says to the boy:

'Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game.'
The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000.'
The Father says: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your 'SINS.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Priest says: 'Don't start that again!'

THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !

Fwd: Akshardhama Temple, New Delhi (Fantastic photos)

This is the Akshardhama Temple - New Delhi ...

Newly Built - A must see piece of Architecture

Fwd: Admire her...

Fwd: Ah Beng -NEWSTUFF

Ah Beng - NEWSTUFF
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Fwd: Local Gal of the Day 1708

Fwd: All the employee are very important, once re-sign doesn't

在職時都很重要，離職後都不重要

「所有員工在職時都很重要，離職後都不重要 ]

All the employee are very important, once re-sign doesn't

在職場不做徒勞無功的事
記得以前有位同事離職前多拉了幾個人走，以為會對公司的業務造成影響，經我觀察的結果做了結論：完全沒有影響，缺人找人，頂多資深員工辛苦點，對公司來說，「所有員工在職時都很重要，離職後都不重要」，沒有一個員工是非留不可的，這似乎就是職場常態近20年以來，我長時間在美台兩地以理財專家的立埸談理財，幫助客戶及社會大眾做好理財。

我常強調做好理財的目的是錢盡其用，讓錢發揮最大的效用，一個相關的重要原則就是凡事講究划算。

我覺得以這樣的現實觀點來看工作，和我倡議的『回到蠻荒』觀點倒是有相通的地方，那就是不做徒勞無功的事，或沒有成果的事。

蠻荒的動物都能秉持這樣的原則工作。所以依現實的原則看工作，現代人工作的目的應該只是為了能賺錢，除此以外無他。

以下是探討這類觀點的專家所提供的一些工作原則，不妨做為參考：

原則 1：工作真的只是一份工作 [A job is just a job]
不要期待工作與生活能兼顧，事實上也沒幾個人能將工作與生活成功的整合起來，工作並不是生活，我們工作是為了要過生活，或保有自己所喜歡的生活。

想想看，你一天或一個禮拜能有多少時間和家人相處，或和親朋好友去做一些你喜歡做的事，就可以知道要兼顧工作與生活是不可能的。工作只是工作，目的是為了賺錢。

原則 2 ：不要害怕換工作 [don't afraid to change]
工作既是為了賺錢，只要可能賺更多錢，或做起來更愉快、更有滿足慼，何妨就換工作？
而且，以這樣的原則換工作，收入當然會越換越多，跳槽可能也會變得稀鬆平常。
只要每次工作時都全力以赴，有稱職的表現，對雇主和業界都能交代，應該隨時可以找到下一個工作的機會。

原則 3：一鳥在手勝過十鳥在林 ["a bird in hand is better than ten birds in woods"]
很多公司都聲稱他們有優渥的福利制度，包括退休金計劃。可是不斷有事實告訴我們，越來越多的人在屆滿退休之前就失去工作了。所以爭取眼前的福利可能更實際，比較值得期待，例如包括健康醫療保障在內的團體保險、托嬰照顧、親職休假、績效獎金的分發，增加加班費或年終獎金等等。

原則 4：謀生本事不厭其多 [Be skillfull]
新世紀的工作與收入可能會變得不穩定，產業的興衰或輪替也會變得快速無比，在同一家企業內辛苦一輩子可能會以失業收場。

所以橫向拓展各方面的技能，會比縱向的在企業的組織內向上攀爬追求位高權重還要實際。其實現在已有不少企業也『學會』了一些聰明的技巧，對授予好聽的高階職位並不吝惜，可以讓你擁有耀眼的頭銜，但對薪資增加並沒有多大幫助。

與其追求這種虛名，不如讓自己能具備十八般武藝可以多方面賺錢，隨時跳槽。

原則 5 ：做好份內工作就回家去 [Done your job n go home]
再提醒你，工作只是工作，公司少了你一個人的工作，照樣可以運轉下去。

踏實的學習你的工作所該具備的技能，努力做好你的工作，但不要奢望你可以憑一己之力多為公司創造多少業績或產能。

不要因此耗掉你大量的私人時 間，讓自己從生活 中抽離出來。記住，做好自己份內的工作，然後回家去。

原則 6：遠離辦公室政治 [Away from Office politic]
你工作的目的是為賺取合理的收入，而不是追求虛名與權位，所以不用在心思在辦公室政治上。
當紅炸子雞可能因改朝換代而去職走路，被冰凍的失志衰老也可能鹹魚翻身。
與其耗費時間介入這些無實際意義的辦公室鬥爭，不如多花時間在自己的家庭。

Fwd: Who I am makes a difference