Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Fwd: 'Genius'.. do read this!
It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called 'add to the picture'. The teacher would
call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following
student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.
The teacher called on James to start things off.
James returned to his seat.
The teacher called on Ernie next.
Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.
Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.
Jerry returned to his seat.Kim was called to the board.
Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran
to the chalkboard..
The entire class erupted with laughter... the teacher fainted.
Little Johnny had done it again.
call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following
student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.
The teacher called on James to start things off.
James returned to his seat.
The teacher called on Ernie next.
Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.
Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.
Jerry returned to his seat.Kim was called to the board.
Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran
to the chalkboard..
The entire class erupted with laughter... the teacher fainted.
Little Johnny had done it again.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Fwd: Free Rebrandable Software - Affiliate ID Manager
If you are an affiliate marketer or you are running your own website, it is vital that you have some form of viral campaign running. Rebrandable software is definitely a powerful viral tool.
A high quality rebrandable software will typically cost you $39. But now, you have the same power at $0 cost.
No kidding. This software is now available for a limited time only and is absolutely free (no purchase whatsoever required)!Below is a summary of the FAQ
What Does Affiliate ID Manager Do?
Before I answer this question, let me ask you a question.
Where do you keep all your affiliate IDs, passwords, affiliate links, payment info, cloaked links, etc? Excel file or simply keep them in your email inbox?
How about your hosting login passwords, membership passwords, social media passwords and tons and tons of other passwords? Where do you keep them?
I think you get the idea.
Affiliate ID Manager will manage all your IDs, passwords, links and many other details related to that particular account in one secured database, with powerful search function and organization features. This means you can easily look for the details that you need and update it any time if necessary.
How About The Viral Part?
The rebrandable version allows you to rebrand the software with 2 banners and 4 text links. By simply giving away the rebranded software, you will be able to build massive traffic to the websites you’re promoting.
What are you waiting for Click here to download it now!!!
Fwd: Introducing iPhone 3G
The NEW iPhone that's coming soon!
During today's Worldwide Developers Conference keynote, Apple showed off some of the applications that have been developed using the iPhone Software Development Kit. We've highlighted some apps of interest here.
Sega Super Monkey Ball
Initially previewed at the SDK launch, Super Monkey Ball now includes over 100 levels. In playing through the last world, Sega demonstrated how they used the iPhone's accelerometer to control the movement of the character.
Loopt https://loopt.com/loopt/phones.aspx
Loopt is described as location-aware social networking. The app displays a map with pins representing where your friends are. User profiles can show a log of where you've gone and its simple to blog, send in a photo, text, or call your friends.
Pangea Games
Pangea Software has ported 2 games to the iPhone. The first game is Enigmo, which is a physics-based game and makes advanced use of the touch controls as well as the CPU. The second game is Cro-Mag Rally, described as a "cave-man racing game." Both applications are priced at $9.99.
Band
Garageband in your pocket? Kind of... An independent developer, MooCowMusic from the UK developed Band that includes a virtual piano, drums, 12-bar blues "instrument", and a bass. All of the instruments sound very impressive and what you play can be recorded.
During today's Worldwide Developers Conference keynote, Apple showed off some of the applications that have been developed using the iPhone Software Development Kit. We've highlighted some apps of interest here.
Sega Super Monkey Ball
Initially previewed at the SDK launch, Super Monkey Ball now includes over 100 levels. In playing through the last world, Sega demonstrated how they used the iPhone's accelerometer to control the movement of the character.
Loopt https://loopt.com/loopt/phones.aspx
Loopt is described as location-aware social networking. The app displays a map with pins representing where your friends are. User profiles can show a log of where you've gone and its simple to blog, send in a photo, text, or call your friends.
Pangea Games
Pangea Software has ported 2 games to the iPhone. The first game is Enigmo, which is a physics-based game and makes advanced use of the touch controls as well as the CPU. The second game is Cro-Mag Rally, described as a "cave-man racing game." Both applications are priced at $9.99.
Band
Garageband in your pocket? Kind of... An independent developer, MooCowMusic from the UK developed Band that includes a virtual piano, drums, 12-bar blues "instrument", and a bass. All of the instruments sound very impressive and what you play can be recorded.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Fwd: I need all the help I can get!
Let me know what happens to you the morning after you open this e-mail. This is an unusual one. It actually gives you a time tomorrow. Let's see if it works.  GUARDIAN ANGEL Forward this message the same day you received it It may sound ridiculous, but it is right on time We believe that something is about to happen. Angels exist, only sometimes they haven't got wings and we call them friends; you are one of them Something wonderful is about to happen to you and your friends. Tomorrow at 10:38 am somebody will address you and tell you something you have been waiting to hear. Please send it to at least 7 of your friends. |
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ForwardSourceID:NT00086E5A
Fwd: Jenn Sterger... wooo! she is HOT!
Jennifer "Jenn" Lynette Sterger (born November 29, 1983 in Miami, Florida) is a Florida State University alumna and online columnist for Sports Illustrated and NFL GridIron Gab. Sterger rose to fame after she was shown on national television during the 2005 Florida State–Miami football game. On seeing the shot, announcer Brent Musburger commented that "15,000 young red-blooded American men just signed up to go to Florida State next semester." [1] She is one of the FSU Cowgirls who are known for their combinations of minimalist tops, short shorts, and cowboy hats. She has since posed in both Maxim and Playboy magazines.
*picture update*
Jenn Sterger For President 2008
Jenn Sterger June 2008 Photo Shoot
Jenn Sterger July 2008 Photo Shoot
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
Fwd: Out of gas
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )
The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
Fwd: Important for girls....don't hesitate to FORWARD...
A woman at a Gas nightclub (Mumbai - India) on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before Dumping her at Bandstand Mumbai.
Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of rohypnol in her blood.
Rohypnol , date rape drug is an essentially a small sterilization pill.
The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. All they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before . Rohypnol, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.
The Drug's affects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - they are PERMANENT. Any female that takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE . The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university. It's that easy, and Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere.
Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.
Girls, becareful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended .
(added - Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are unopened or sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink)
There was already been a report in Singapore of girls drink been spiked by Rohypnol.
Please make the effort to forward this to everyone you know .
For guys - Pls inform all your female friends and relatives.
Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of rohypnol in her blood.
Rohypnol , date rape drug is an essentially a small sterilization pill.
The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. All they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before . Rohypnol, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later.
The Drug's affects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - they are PERMANENT. Any female that takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE . The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university. It's that easy, and Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere.
Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.
Girls, becareful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended .
(added - Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are unopened or sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink)
There was already been a report in Singapore of girls drink been spiked by Rohypnol.
Please make the effort to forward this to everyone you know .
For guys - Pls inform all your female friends and relatives.
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