:: FWD ::

Fwd: Men vs Women

2010-09-01T21:23:00.001-07:00

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yes," the wife replied , "in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HE_BREWS"

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK THEY CAN HANDLE IT !

Fwd: One for teabreak

2009-08-13T06:38:00.001-07:00

An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in
Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of
cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and
will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his
cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns
with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he
cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks
the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog
food.

The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager to
put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and
immediately takes it out. He shouts at the Indian, What the F*** is this?
Is this shit you Idiot?

The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper."

Fwd: Joke Of the Day (TWO GHOSTS!)

2009-08-13T06:37:00.000-07:00

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost: How u died?

2nd ghost: I died of cold.

1st ghost: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

2nd ghost: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.

1st ghost: You're so pityful....

2nd ghost: How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost: I died from heart attack.

2nd ghost: I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost: Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

Fwd: English is a difficult language... for some!

2009-07-17T06:13:00.000-07:00

Fwd: Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger?

2009-05-26T09:20:00.000-07:00

This is interesting!



Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??

Thumb represents     parents
Second finger represents brothers & sisters
Center finger represents  own self
Fourth finger represents  your partner
Last finger represents     your children
Really
interesting

Why wedding ring should be put on the fourth finger??
Pls read the following, you may not believe that really god made this a miracle (this is from a Chinese excerpt) but still interesting!

Firstly, join your palms as shown in photo below, center finger bend and put together back to back
Secondly, let the rest of the 4 fingers touch tips to tip
Game begins, follow the instructions below for all the 5 fingers but only 1 pair can split.

Try to open your thumb, the thumb represents parents, it can be opened because .... ............. Whoever may be, our parents will leave us one day.
Please close up your thumb, Then open your second finger, this finger represents brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is the reason
that they will leave us too. Now close up your second finger,
Open up your little finger, this represents your children.. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live nevertheless, close up your little finger,
Try to open your fourth finger in which we put our wedding ring; you will be surprised to find that it cannot be opened at all. Because it represents husband and wife, this whole life you will be attached to each other

Real love will stick together ever and forever. . . ………..

Fwd: The 7 Dangerous Act after meal

2009-05-17T23:34:00.000-07:00

THE SEVEN DANGEROUS

DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW
AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL

* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

Fwd: Paying it Forward

2009-05-12T22:45:00.001-07:00

Fwd: A second before death...

2009-05-10T10:53:00.000-07:00

See the shots taken inside the plane before it crashed...Just unbelievable.

Photos taken from the GOL B 737 aircraft accident in Brazil

Last month a B737 had a mid air collision with a Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America . The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged, with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle.. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737,however, crashed killing all crew and passengers on board.. The two photos attached above were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the B737, after the collision and before the aircraft
crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera's memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the first photo there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo one of the passengers
is being sucked out of the gaping hole.

Photos taken inside the plane.

These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera the owner could be identified, as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy, and during the turbulence he managed to take these photos, s econds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged, so the camera was found near the cockpit. the structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the ele ctronic equipment but not, unfortunately, the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters,Bruna and Beatriz, from a previous relationship.

Fwd: A doctor's wisdom

2009-05-10T10:52:00.000-07:00

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious
problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.'

So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'

She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little while, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of two babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. That way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!

'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If you agree, please forward this message. Together we can help save precious lives! Please support those who cannot speak for themselves.

GOD BLESS!

Fwd: The Rapping Flight Attendant

2009-04-08T22:24:00.001-07:00

Fwd: Poison in Pringles potato chips

2009-04-05T19:00:00.000-07:00

For those who don't read Chinese:
The chemical used in Pringles is also used in hair-perm chemical, a very harmful chemical even in a very insignificant quantity (will cause kidney cancer), adult shouldn't consume more than 0.01g per day while children not more than 0.003g!

Product called back from all HK markets & banned in USA !! It contains cancer causing ingredients.

Fwd: Amusing Facts

2009-04-05T18:58:00.001-07:00

VERY AMUSING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to
beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the
rule of thumb'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'....and thus the word GOLF entered into
the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?

A.. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on. Hence the phrase.......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar
was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know
today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England ,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down.'

It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase
inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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- Now....
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can
read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can stillraed it wouthit a
porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.

Fwd: A FACTORY IN RUSSIA ... BELIEVE IT OR NOT?

2009-04-02T07:19:00.000-07:00

:: WARNING ::

If you are offended by gruesome or some mild nudity, please do not scroll down any further for this post.
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Human parts processing factory (like sardines)

A factory in Russia harvesting kidneys, eye corneas and other human body parts for sale.

Bodies are collected from drunk drivers who died in car accidents, people staying alone who had frozen to death in the cold winter, criminals on death row or unexplained death and unclaimed bodies. Some body parts and bones are sold to Universities in various parts of the world. Leg bones are exported to pharmacies in Ireland and Germany to make tooth-fillings which is popular in Europe .
Other than Russia , India is also known to harvest human parts for export

PASS THIS ON TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY TO ALL FRIENDS OVERSEAS TOO!

What a shocking trend!!

Friends be very very careful, when you go out in public & also do not hang around with people you have just met. Avoid going about alone at night. This can happen to both females & males too. Also thought is being given to the child who passed away at the Kuliyapitiya hospital recently whose body was found minus some organs at the mortury !
Stay close to your little ones, kids as they are easiest to be grabbed into a vehile & taken away. There was a mention of a human body parts factory in India too. They may well have associates over here too.

So for what it's worth to be careful of you & your family

Fwd: Horoscope by Criss Angel

2009-04-02T07:18:00.000-07:00

Criss Angel demonstrated how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still surprising when I checked out several people. Not superstitious, but figured we can all use all the luck we can get..
Once you have opened this e-mail, continue as follows: Read about your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a tough day, starting tomorrow morning - and it might get worse..

Remember , if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead to a little overlapping

CAPRICORN - The Go- Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 20 years of good luck if you forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent.. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of luck if you forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. S ens itive. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun.. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish.. Short fuse. (Easily angered..) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of good luck if you forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not.. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of good Luck if you forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic.. Adaptable but needs to express themselves . Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and t ens e. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life.. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. S ens itive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.. Peaceful , generous. Very loving and beautiful.. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Int ens e One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be se lf-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self . Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward .

Send away!! ~ Ready, set, go!
1-3 people = 1 minute of luck
4-7 people = 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1 day of luck
13-17 People = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 month of luck
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1 year of luck

Fwd: How to Find, Remove and Prevent Pop-Ups

2009-03-29T06:13:00.000-07:00

One way to avoid the potential danger lurking behind pop-up ads is to install software that blocks them. Many ISPs offer tools to stop pop-ups from appearing. The Mozilla browser does not allow pop-ups. The Google Toolbar also blocks pop-up ads.

There are numerous programs that block pop-ups. Before installing them, research the developer and the company to make sure they are legitimate. Also be sure to note how they effect your system. Some pop-up blockers may discourage new windows, such as instant messages being sent to you, from opening.

Click here for a list of pop-up blocking software:

http://www.webattack.com/Freeware/misctools/fwpopblock.shtml.

Windows Messenger Pop-Ups

One relatively new form of pop-up that has been annoying Internet users with potentially dangerous effects is spam being sent using the Windows Messaging feature in Windows XP. This is not the instant messaging software that is used by millions of computer users, but rather an administrative tool that is meant to be used by systems administrators to contact users.

While there are utilities that claim to stop such pop-ups, the Windows Messenger feature is relatively easy to disable. To disable the Windows Messenger in Windows XP:

In Windows XP --> Control Panel --> Administrative Tools. Double-click Services. Double-click

Messenger. In the Startup type list, choose Disabled. Click Stop, and then click OK.

Fwd: Cute uniformed korean dancing to song "NOBODY"

2009-03-26T20:11:00.000-07:00

The Wonder Girls (Korean: 원더걸스) are a South Korean girl group. They are produced by singer-songwriter Park Jin-Young and are signed to his talent agency, JYP Entertainment. Each of the five original members were selected through auditions. Debuting in early 2007, they became popular in the fall of that year with the song "Tell Me."

Since then they have scored 3 consecutive #1 hit singles with "Tell Me", "So Hot", and "Nobody", and in 2008, won two Daesangs ("Artist of the Year" Awards).

Check out this clip of a cute korean boy dancing to their No.1 hit Nobody

Fwd: Gary Ng (garyng174) Videos

2009-03-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

HE HAS an ordinary day job as a surveyor in a bunkering firm, but he also leads a secret life as an amateur pornographer.

TNP PHOTO ILLUSTRATION

And Gary Ng, 29, is fast gaining online notoriety after his self-filmed sex videos - posted on various amateur porn sites and sex forums - caused an uproar among local netizens.

The 33 videos, which have since been removed from those sites, featured him having sex with several women who, he claims, are from all walks of life.

The New Paper on Sunday managed to get in touch with Mr Ng through his e-mail address, which he displays on his videos.

In an online interview, he said he had removed the videos from the porn sites, but had later posted them on another website for his 'fans'.

Most of the videos begin with him in office wear before he undresses.

The video titles are telling - 'Gary Ng vs Beer Promo Auntie', 'Gary Ng vs Friend's Niece' and 'Gary Ng vs Chua Chu Kang girl' - just to name a few.

He even claimed to have had sex with a mother and her daughter on two different occasions. His other conquests range from waitresses and housewives to tertiary students and bank executives, he said.

When asked if Gary Ng is his real name, he said it is.

To attract netizens to view his videos, he also posted links on sex forums, where he has been given the dubious honour of being called Singapore's Edison Chen.

News Source: AsiaOne
Video Source: GaryNg174.blogspot.com

Fwd: the meaning of ABCDEFG and reverse

2009-03-24T00:18:00.001-07:00

Fwd: WOMEN... EISHHH... the break up

2009-03-24T00:16:00.000-07:00

Fwd: Brasil Underwear Day

2009-03-19T01:16:00.000-07:00

The third National Underwear Day in Brazil organized on 17th Feb 2009 at downtown Brasilia. The event is organized by fashion website Finissimo, and all models who took place in the event final wear only .... what else but underwear.

Fwd: Playboy - Elders Edition

2009-03-19T01:00:00.000-07:00

Fwd: How many times does this Bimbo say the word "LIKE"?

2009-03-17T23:18:00.001-07:00

Fwd: St Patrick's Day Drunk

2009-03-17T06:02:00.000-07:00

A St. Patrick's Day partier is arrested for being drunk in public by Glenn County sheriff's deputies and a plainclothes Alcoholic Beverage Control officer at about 4:20 p.m. Friday on the 700 block of Nord Avenue.

Whether drinking green beer at 10 a.m., wearing all-green clothes or staying home, Chico State students celebrated St. Patrick's Day in a relatively calm fashion.

According to Chico police, there were 58 arrests made on Friday, down from 69 in 2005. Thirty-eight of the arrests were for drunk in public violations.

No major acts of violence, such as stabbings or shootings, were reported.

This is a positive step, said Chico police Lt. Mike Weber, who served as the operations commander for the holiday.

Rainy weather, students on spring break and cooperation from the community contributed to the reduced number of arrests, he said.

Saturday was also much calmer than expected with only 21 arrests.

Although the number of arrests was down, it was still too many, Weber said.

"We are still in a position where we have to increase outside staff and jail support," he said.

Alcoholic Beverage Control officers, University Police and jail support from Butte and Glenn counties assisted the Chico Police Department.

The eventual goal is to not need any outside help at all, Weber said.

"We want to be able to handle St. Patrick's Day like any busy Friday," he said.

Most bars voluntarily opened their doors later to curb early morning drinking, but crowds were mostly small at 10 a.m. Friday.

Fwd: Take care of yoursel

2009-03-17T06:01:00.001-07:00

>>>>>> > > 粉色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 在干净的床上裸睡
>>>>>> > > 2. 生理期不吃巧克力，因为会加重痛经
>>>>>> > > 3. 养成记录生理周期的习惯
>>>>>> > > 4. 通过运动而非调整型内衣来塑造曲线
>>>>>> > > 5. 不翘二郎腿，以免压迫神经
>>>>>> > > 6. 贴身衣物不干洗
>>>>>> > > 7. 拉风的丁字裤不适宜日常穿着
>>>>>> > > 8. 去年的衣服要进行曝晒后才可以穿
>>>>>> > > 9. 如非必要，不使用卫生护垫
>>>>>> > > 10. 定期检查化妆品的保质期
>>>>>> > > 11. 洗浴后一小时再化妆
>>>>>> > > 12. 即使爱美，也不要在耳朵上部的外缘软骨部位穿耳洞
>>>>>> > > 13. 了解自己的家庭病史，特别是母亲和外婆的病史
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 蓝色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 每天踏进办公室，先将窗户打开透气，再坐下来工作
>>>>>> > > 2. 如果一天要接听5小时电话，使用无线耳机
>>>>>> > > 3. 复印文件时，与复印机保持至少一米
>>>>>> > > 4. 只在非常必要时才使用滴眼液
>>>>>> > > 5. 不趴在办公桌上午睡
>>>>>> > > 6. 在办公室为自己准备小靠垫，放在腰部
>>>>>> > > 7. 不要将笔记本电脑放在膝上使用
>>>>>> > > 8. 在办公桌上养一盆仙人掌，帮助吸收辐射
>>>>>> > > 9. 阅读完报纸后，记得清洗掉沾在手上的油墨
>>>>>> > > 10. 每30分钟伸一次懒腰
>>>>>> > > 11. 办公室地毯定期清洗杀虫
>>>>>> > > 12. 用完电脑后要清洁面部及手部，清除辐射微尘
>>>>>> > > 13. 单肩的短带挎包会加重肩周炎症状
>>>>>> > > 14. 公文包时的口红与签字笔分格存放
>>>>>> > > 15. 每天保证有2小时以上的时间，让脚从高跟鞋时解放出来
>>>>>> > > 16. 每周晚过22：00的加班不超过一次
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 绿色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 浴室保持干燥，防止霉菌滋生
>>>>>> > > 2. 沐浴不超过10分钟
>>>>>> > > 3. 用温水刷牙，同时刷刷舌头
>>>>>> > > 4. 用冷热水交替洗脸
>>>>>> > > 5. 不用塑料器皿盛装热水
>>>>>> > > 6. 定期清理冰箱
>>>>>> > > 7. 微波炉在工作时，请离开厨房
>>>>>> > > 8. 使用抽油烟机
>>>>>> > > 9. 晚餐时关掉电视机
>>>>>> > > 10. 尽量避免使用厚绒布窗帘
>>>>>> > > 11. 杀虫剂和清洁剂要放在远离起居场所的储物间
>>>>>> > > 12. 用天然的花香或果香代替芳香剂
>>>>>> > > 13. 冬天居室里的加湿器使用纯净水
>>>>>> > > 14. 不要贪图方便将电脑带进卧室
>>>>>> > > 15. 不要把手机放在枕边充当闹钟
>>>>>> > > 16. 头发没干时，别急着入睡
>>>>>> > > 17. 卧室的房间要用柔和色彩
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 黄色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 在牛奶和豆浆之间，选择后者
>>>>>> > > 2. 觉得还可以再吃半碗饭时，离开餐桌
>>>>>> > > 3. 如果身体不感到饥渴，每天只需饮用4杯水
>>>>>> > > 4. 多喝酸奶
>>>>>> > > 5. 无论什么原因，都别抽烟
>>>>>> > > 6. 在食谱里添加杂粮和蔬菜
>>>>>> > > 7. 饮绿茶胜过红茶
>>>>>> > > 8. 重视早餐多过晚餐
>>>>>> > > 9. 控制盐的用量
>>>>>> > > 10. 起床后先刷牙，再喝水
>>>>>> > > 11. 经常嚼口香糖
>>>>>> > > 12. 一早一晚，两个苹果可以有效改善便秘
>>>>>> > > 13. 纯素食可能导致荷尔蒙分泌异常，造成不孕
>>>>>> > > 14. 每周至少吃一次鱼
>>>>>> > > 15. 远离可乐等碳酸饮料
>>>>>> > > 16. 不喝久煮的火锅汤
>>>>>> > > 17. 没有果汁牛奶这回事，它们是天生的冤家
>>>>>> > > 18. 饭前吃水果胜过饭后
>>>>>> > > 19. 睡前可以来一杯红葡萄酒
>>>>>> > > 20. 喝咖啡可能引起女性骨质疏松
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > 橙色题板
>>>>>> > > 1. 多享受早晨8－9点的阳光
>>>>>> > > 2. 跑步、骑脚踏车等运动可以保持优美的腿部线条
>>>>>> > > 3. 热水泡脚可有效预防静脉曲张
>>>>>> > > 4. 精神极度疲倦时并不适宜以运动减压，休息更重要

Fwd: Types of Ads husband put up for Wife on Sale

2009-03-16T00:20:00.000-07:00

A British man, fed up with his wife’s complaints, advertised her for sale — and got a number of offers.

“Nagging Wife. No Tax . .. Very high maintenance — some rust,” wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods.

Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife, Donna, got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the advert as a joke.

“She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I’d put an ad in to get rid of her.

“I didn’t think anyone would ring up, but I’ve had people calling about her. It’s gone mad. There was no one I knew — just people asking, ‘Is she still available?’”

The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife — whom he advertised in the magazine’s “Free to Collect” section, along with some of his fishing tackle — initially gave him “a bit of an ear-bashing”. But he added: “She’s seen the funny side of it now!” — AFP

Here are the rest of the ads husbands had put up for Wife on Sale!

Would you buy?

Fwd: Especially to people who are about to get married

2009-03-16T00:04:00.001-07:00

#CASE 1

Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3

Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm

still paying for it."

#CASE 6

Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

#CASE 8

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

#CASE 12

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14

A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."

Fwd: Victoria Secret's Model of the Day

2009-03-16T00:00:00.000-07:00

Fwd: SI Model of the Day

2009-03-12T01:32:00.000-07:00

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model of the Day

Bonus Pic!
Hooters Girl of the Day

Fwd: Obama Sweet Moment

2009-03-10T21:16:00.000-07:00

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S A REAL MAN, WHO LOVES HIS WIFE. CHECK OUT THE SECRET SERVICE, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. DO I LOOK OR NOT. THIS IS A KODAK MOMENT.

Can someone tell President Obama - That HE NO LONGER HAS TO BE SO DARN ADORABLE!?!?!? He's already elected….**sigh** Awwwwwwwwwwwww! See how all the secret service start looking away!

In a freight elevator on the way to a ball, with the First Lady staying warm in the President's jacket.

Fwd: What is Recession?

2009-03-10T21:10:00.000-07:00

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

Fwd: The 5 Minute Management Course

2009-03-10T21:07:00.000-07:00

The 5 Minute Management Course:

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Fwd: Tattoo mistranslation enrages Taiwan aboriginal tribe

2009-03-10T21:05:00.000-07:00

Source: Taipei Times

Indigenous affairs chief apologizes for bad translation

By Flora Wang
STAFF REPORTER
Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009, Page 3

Minister of the Council of Indigenous Peoples Chang Jen-hsiang (章仁香) yesterday apologized over a translation error by the National Museum of Prehistory that may have insulted Aborigines.

“The translator made a very serious mistake. We regret the error. We apologize to Aborigines,” Chang said during a question-and-answer session with Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) legislators Lin Shu-fen (林淑芬) and Yu John-dow (余政道).

Chang was forced to apologize after DPP Legislator Chen Ying (陳瑩) on Monday pointed to several translation errors in a book published by the museum.

Chen told reporters that the book, Bridging Taiwan with Austronesia, wrongly referred to Aborigines’ facial tattoos as a symbol of “adultery” when in fact such tattoos represent passage into adulthood.

“Foreigners who only speak English and do not understand Mandarin may think that Aborigines’ facial tattoos is a sign [that they committed] adultery,” Chen said.

Chen also complained about the translation of Aboriginal oracles as “witches.”

“This term has a negative connotation. In some dictionaries, the term also means a seductive woman,” Chen said.

Premier Liu Chao-shiuan (劉兆玄) told Lin and Yu that the government had to apologize to Aborigines for the mistranslation.

Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) Legislator Lo Shu-lei (羅淑蕾) also criticized the translation.

Also yesterday, Minister of National Defense Chen Chao-min (陳肇敏) offered his own apology at the legislature over a gaffe that could have insulted low-income families.

While fielding questions by DPP Legislator Chai Trong-rong (蔡同榮) on Monday, Chen Chao-min promised that the military would consider distributing the military’s “kitchen leftovers” to people living in poverty.

Chen Chao-min’s remark immediately drew criticism from DPP legislators.

“This was a blunder. I grew up in a poor family. I would never discriminate against the poor. I’m very sorry about the gaffe,” Chen Chao-min said.

KMT Legislator Chu Fong-chi (朱鳳芝) lambasted Chen Chao-min and Minister of the Central Personnel Administration Chen Ching-hsiu (陳清秀), who recently said that the blunders showed that officials in the current administration lacked empathy for the public.

http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/arts-&-leisure/2008/01/22/139995/Indigenous-facial.htm

Fwd: How to Pop Pop-corns the Argentine way

2009-03-09T20:55:00.001-07:00

Fwd: Superheros from Boksburg

2009-03-08T08:19:00.000-07:00

Fwd: Engineering Exam Record

2009-03-08T08:09:00.000-07:00

Just have a look at this. This guy has written 29 engineering papers at one semester and has been asked from the college to add him into LIMCA book of records!!!!!! And one more interesting thing is that, he has cleared all of them!!!

Also Guys just have a look at his internal marks!!! That makes this effort even more commendable….

Fwd: Extraordinary Photos

2009-03-02T19:44:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Who said the Homeless are not creative?

2009-03-02T19:25:00.000-08:00

Top 10 Most Creative Homeless Signs 1) Homeless Geek. 2. Unlucky Beggar. 3) HomelessHomeless Target. 5) Homeless Time Traveller29 Jan 2007 ... Sometimes survival takes pure creativity. This article urges the homeless to seek out unconventional methods to finding temporary shelter and ... Creative homeless shelters may or may not be the answer, but ‘forcing’ them to get ‘off the street’ is also not a solution for most who are homeless. ...

Fwd: Validation

2009-03-01T20:48:00.001-08:00

Compliments can take the world sooooooo far....

Fwd: Marilyn Einstein or Albert Monroe?

2009-03-01T19:26:00.000-08:00

Hey, this actually happens! Quite amazing!

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time.

You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer.

People may think you're crazy. But it's well worth it. ;)

When you look at this picture close up, you see Albert Einstein,

but if you stand about fifteen feet away,

the picture will become Marilyn Monroe.

Fwd: Check your CPU ( True incident in WIPRO hyderabad )

2009-03-01T18:51:00.000-08:00

If you remember the snake in the toilet bowl, here's another one

Fwd: $8 Movie Tickets - GV Family & Friends Deal

2009-03-01T08:39:00.000-08:00

http://media.gv.com.sg/Booking/GVCinemail/familyfriends/gvfamilyfriends.html

Fwd: Excuse me, Zain Verjee... Pe-what?!!

2009-02-26T18:45:00.000-08:00

The following reminds us of the Jade Seah's blunder

Fwd: Here comes the Bride

2009-02-25T22:16:00.001-08:00

Follow this timetable to make sure you’re on schedule with your wedding trip plans.

6 months before

While you're doing the wedding planning, discuss the type of honeymoon you want—whether you crave a sunny beach vacation, a rugged hike in the mountains or a cruise to places full of history and culture. Keep in mind that if you are planning a large wedding, you will be tired and may not want to maintain a hectic schedule.
Determine how much time off from work you will be able to take. Some trips—such as those to the South Pacific and Asia—require too much travel time and acclimation to the time difference to be taken comfortably in just one week.
Start reading up on potential destinations. Look through travel books, magazines and the travel section of your local newspaper. Discuss your honeymoon dreams together and imagine what different trips would be like.
Set a realistic budget, factoring in everything from the plane tickets and the hotel fees to meals and souvenirs. The first few weeks after the wedding are not the time to accrue credit card debt.

5 months before

Finalize your destination, and make sure that you’re both happy with the decision. Try not to change your mind—you can always take a different trip another time.
Be sure to thoroughly research hotels, airlines and rental-car companies before you book anything. Keep in mind your wedding budget and how you might go over it, and make sure you have leeway in the honeymoon budget just in case.

3 months before

Make your reservations and charge all necessary deposits. Keep a record of confirmation numbers and requests for things like non-smoking rooms, king-size beds and window seats.
Be sure that your official travel documents, such as your passports and any necessary visas, are in order.
Research travel insurance, and purchase whatever coverage you need.

2 months before

Make sure you have the proper luggage, as well as travel essentials like a toiletry bag, a voltage converter and a travel iron. There’s still time before the wedding to add items you need to your bridal registry.

1 month before

Write up a list of everything you’ll need to pack, including clothes, toiletries and accessories, and purchase last-minute items such as sunscreen. You won’t have time to deal with this stuff closer to the wedding, so it’s best to do it now.
Buy or borrow a camera and video camera if you need them, and pick up film and extra batteries.

1 week before

Confirm all travel arrangements.
Make a copy of your travel itinerary, including phone and fax numbers where you can be reached, and leave it with friends or family in case of emergency.
Pack medications, a change of clothes and toothbrushes, as well as tickets, passports and money, in your carry-on bag. Save room for honeymoon gifts if you receive any at the wedding.

Day of departure

Be sure to arrive at the airport early to allow for security checks—a minimum of one hour before domestic flights, two for international.
Drink plenty of water so that you arrive fresh and hydrated.
Get on the local time as soon as you arrive at the airport, even if that means drinking coffee to stay awake. The sooner you adjust, the better.
Relax and have fun! You’re married, the wedding is over, and all you have to do now is enjoy each other and your well-deserved vacation.

Fwd: Snake in Toilet Bowl

2009-02-25T22:09:00.000-08:00

Fwd: From Bush to Obama

2009-02-25T22:03:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Fwdtoons 24Feb09 - Yogamania

2009-02-23T21:59:00.001-08:00

:: Click on image to enlarge ::

Calling all Yoga enthusiasts and novices on 18 & 19 April 2009 to join Real Yoga at Yogamania 2009, Singapore's largest-ever mass Yoga workout.

Set against the picturesque backdrop of the Singapore Flyer, the World's Largest Giant Observation Wheel, this mega event is set to attract more than 2,000 yoga enthusiasts for a weekend of holistic yoga activities.

Participants can take this opportunity to explore various different styles of yoga at the mass workout sessions and also participate in exclusive workshops led by renowned Yoga Masters Saumik Bera and Yogananth Andiappan.

The mass yoga workout will take place on the F1 race track by the Singapore Flyer, where international F1 sports celebrities such as Lewis Hamilton and Kimi Räikkönen, had competed on during Singapore's inaugural F1 night race.

A yoga carnival will also be staged at the event, showcasing various yoga fitness providers, beauty, health and wellness-related products and services that can help meet consumers' health, fitness, sporting and grooming needs.

Registration is required for participation for the mass yoga workout and workshops. The carnival is open to all and free to members of the public.

Don't miss out on all the action, registration is now open for Singapore's inaugural and largest-ever mass yoga workout so hurry REGISTER NOW!

Fwd: Woman Giant

2009-02-18T00:43:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Malaysian Elizabeth Wong Semi-Nude Leaked Photos

2009-02-16T16:09:00.000-08:00

Bukit Lanjan assemblyman Elizabeth Wong has lodged a police report over nude pictures and videos of her that have been circulating via MMS. Ms Elizabeth Wong who is single released a statement on her blog saying that the photos and video was a malicious attack. It was rumored that the photos may have been circulated by an ex-boyfriend.

Statements released by Elizabeth Wong on her blog can be viewed here or at
http://elizabethwong.wordpress.com/

These are the preliminary alleged photos found on the web...

Source: GutterUncensored.com

For more development or photo updates, refer to source

Fwd: Life's Ironies

2009-02-16T00:57:00.000-08:00

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
_____

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
_____

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
_____

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
_____

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
_____

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
_____

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
_____

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
_____

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
_____

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
_____

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
_____

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Fwd: Current Situation in the IT industries

2009-02-16T00:56:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ
Said..

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. ,

- "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they lay off the night watchman.

Fwd: Hong Kong Drama Mama

2009-02-16T00:42:00.000-08:00

Hong Kong airport fury makes online hit

HONG KONG (AFP) - - A video of a hysterical passenger screaming at airline staff and writhing on the floor after missing a flight at Hong Kong airport has become a YouTube hit.

By Sunday, the three-minute clip of the furious woman had racked up close to 40,000 hits in three days on the video-sharing site.

The video starts with the screaming woman running towards the departure gate and bouncing off a female security guard, after she learned that her flight has been closed.

She then starts banging a desk before collapsing to the floor and rolling around, while maintaining a high-pitched wail...

Read the full story here

Fwd: 10 working tips for 2009

2009-02-15T02:43:00.000-08:00

1) Do not get into trouble

2) Aim for greater heights

3) Stay focus on your job

4) Exercise to maintain good health

5) Practice Team work

6) Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back

7) Save for rainy days

8) Rest and relax

9) Always smile when your boss is around

10) Nothing is impossible

Fwd: Corporate Quotes

2009-02-15T02:37:00.000-08:00

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA )

"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter."
(Lykes Lines Shipping)

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
(Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
(Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
(Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)

"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months.
Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
(R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

Quote from the boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
(Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday.
When I told my boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year.
He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday.
He said, "That would be better for me."
(Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
(Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

Fwd: Fwdtoons 12Feb09 - Teaching: A Glamourous Job?

2009-02-12T04:07:00.000-08:00

Re: Teach for the love of the job, not glamour: Denise Phua

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Fwd: Fwdtoons 03Feb09 - The Old Shoe Born Again

2009-02-03T00:50:00.000-08:00

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Fwd: Jankovic changes on court!

2009-02-01T20:16:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Sextuplets - 6 Babies

2009-01-30T19:52:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Naked couple in Holland Village

2009-01-27T20:05:00.000-08:00

A CROWD cheered as a naked couple strolled down Lorong Mambong in Holland Village last Saturday evening.

Manager Terence Chia, 30, of the Baden Restaurant and Pub, told The Straits Times yesterday that he saw the couple - a Caucasian man and his Japanese-looking companion - taking off their clothes at the staircase leading to a nearby Housing Board block of flats.

'Then, clothes in hand, they coolly walked in their flip-flops towards the market,' he said.

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Fwd: Even Babies Know!!

2009-01-27T19:18:00.001-08:00

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Fwd: Leopard preying a crocodile

2009-01-27T19:01:00.000-08:00

The photographs were taken by Hal Brindley, an American wildlife photographer, who was supposed to be taking pictures of hippos from his car in the Kruger National Park .

The giant cat raced out of cover provided by scrub and bushes to surprise the crocodile, which was swimming nearby.

A terrible and bloody struggle ensued. Eventually, onlookers were amazed to see the leopard drag the crocodile from the water as the reptile fought back.

With the crocodile snapping its powerful jaws furiously, the two animals somersaulted and grappled. Despite the crocodile's huge weight and strength, the leopard had the upper hand catching its prey by the throat.

Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.

In the past, there have been reports of crocodiles killing leopards, but this is believed to the first time that the reverse scenario has been observed.

Mr Brindley said: 'I asked many rangers in South Africa if they had ever heard of anything like this and they all said no.

"It just doesn't make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire. The whole scene happened in the course of about 5 minutes. Then the leopard was gone.

"I drove away, elated in disbelief. It may have been the most amazing thing I've ever seen."

Ellie Rose, a reptile keeper at London Zoo, said: "Normally, crocodiles are well able to defend themselves against attack. I can't think of any examples of this happening before."

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Fwd: How Indian mind works

2009-01-27T18:56:00.000-08:00

NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

This is why India is shining

:: Source: FFO - Fun and Fun only ::

Fwd: Eydie Tai posted Leon Lai Girlfriend, Gaile Lai’s sexy photos

2009-01-27T18:35:00.000-08:00

Gaile Lai (樂基兒), a model in Hong Kong, is the girlfriend of Leon lai. Gaile Lai has some saucy photos being spread on the internet. Eydie Tai, a female photographer, has posted Gaile Lai’s pictures on her Facebook account.

Gaile Lai can be seen in sexy poses and dressed in flesh baring lingerie. Gaile Lai was braless in some snaps. Lai was also photographed sitting atop her toilet.

Gaile Lai was informed that her sexy pictures were posted by Eydie Tai. Gaile Lai seemed unaware and upset that her pictures were posted online for the public to view.

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Fwd: London gym offering 'human weights'

2009-01-23T04:14:00.000-08:00

The human weights offered at Gymbox range from a dwarf named Arti who weighs 66 pounds to Matt Barnard, 37, whose nearly 342 pounds offers weight-lifters a greater challenge.

The Telegraph said Hilton's site also offers other activities such as a self-defense class called Chav fighting and so-called boob aerobics, which are designed to increase a woman's bust size.

Read the story here.

The Amazing Human Weight Machine at Gymbox -

Fwd: Dawn Yang on Taiwan Show

2009-01-23T00:54:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Singaporean Gymnast Daphne Ang Nude Photos EXPOSED!

2009-01-20T18:52:00.000-08:00

Here is yet another Singapore girl, residing in Australia, going for a nude exhibition hoping to gain some fame. She goes by the name Daphne A., she is from Singapore and she posed naked for the top erotic photography magazine Met Art. And she is a trained gymnast, you can see she is very flexibly. She did some modeling work for FHM Singapore a few years back. She is currently based in Australia where Met Art does a lot of their erotic art shoots.

Read and see more here and there

Source: Singapore-Scandals

Fwd: BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD

2009-01-15T23:37:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Finger Art - CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST

2009-01-14T23:51:00.000-08:00

Fwd: The 1st divorce post 9/11

2009-01-14T23:37:00.000-08:00

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Fwd: Tips on Writing Academic papers & Avoiding Plagiarism & more... - Free eBook

2009-01-14T23:32:00.000-08:00

With the academic year starting, these eBooks should be helpful for the students. Courtesy of KG Support.

“How to Avoid Plagiarism: The Scourge of the Academe.”

“Tips on Learning a New Language”,

“Tips on Applying to Graduate School”,

“Tips on Writing an Academic Paper”,

“Tips on Being Published”, and

“100 Common English Usage Problems”

(Right Click on each link and choose “Save Link As.”)

Fwd: How comapnies logo will look like after the crisis is over

2009-01-12T02:08:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Zhang Ziyi's topless sunbathing photos on the internet

2009-01-07T22:18:00.000-08:00

China's top actress Zhang Ziyi was seen sunbathing topless and frolicking on a beach , sending netizens in China wild on Tuesday. See why...

The pictures, taken by a Los Angeles-based paparazzi agency, showed Zhang on the Caribbean island of St Barts with her fiance, Israeli investor Vivi Nevo, last Friday.

Zhang was photographed in a red bikini reading a book, doing a bridge and even a splits on the sand.

She took off her red bikini top and rolled down her bottom as she sun bathed and the photographs captured her lying topless beside her fiance.

Check out this animated gif here! Zhang Ziyi doing push-ups?

Fiance Vivi Nevo was also caught on camera grabbing her bottom and enthusiastically kissing the whole length of her back.

View this interesting animated gif here. Hahaha...

You can dig up more uncensored ones at the source site
or alternatively at ChinaSmack's site here
or if you haven't got the time some main ones here

Fwd: 4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO

2009-01-05T22:49:00.000-08:00

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone
can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you
can do with it:

One: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search
any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number
112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
Try it out.

Two: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to
own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at
home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!'

Three: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will
restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

Four: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone!: * # 0 6 #, a 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief
changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't
use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile
phones. This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.

Fwd: Be careful Chinese New Year oranges round the corner ?

2009-01-04T22:54:00.001-08:00

Take a look at the pictures at the end of this email. Gross ...

Chinese new year is drawing near. When buying Chinese oranges please beware of the worms inside. These worms are very similar to the texture of the orange and therefore can only be observed if you look
carefully (long sighted person may not notice).

The Chinese government had in fact made effort to destroy hundredsof tons of these oranges and compensate the farmers for these. But however some culprit may still sell it illegally. That's why we need
to be careful. Whether the worms is harmful to the human body or not is stillquestionable. But generally if few numbers are consumed it shouldnot make any harm according to doctors. It is advisable to be
careful about it.

BEWARE OF CNY ORANGES FROM CHINA .WORM INSIDE THE ORANGES

Fwd: Predicitons for 2009

2008-12-28T22:00:00.000-08:00

TOM
Nine Predictions for 2009
ASACKER

“Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response.
In our response lies our growth and our freedom.” ⎯ Viktor E. Frankl

The reality of the coming year is that the precipitous decline in the economy will create a collective pause; a “space” of epic proportions for organizations and individuals. Yes, it will be unpleasant for many. But it will also be an opportunity in disguise for those willing to seize the moment.

#1 The Earth will complete its 584 million mile, 67,000 mph trip around the Sun without incident I know, that’s a pretty lame kick-off prediction.
But think about those numbers for a minute. We’re all outgrowths of a living mass that is rocketing through space around an enormous ball of fire. Does that make any sense to you? Me either. So stop trying to figure it all out. Stop trying to protect yourself from an unknowable future and instead be a connected and passionate part of the here and now. “What is important in life is life, and not the result of life.”⎯ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

#2 Many things will change, but many people will not
Most of us will be doing, thinking and feeling more or less the same things this time next year as we are now. If you don’t want that sameness, grab yourself by the collar and yank yourself off of that comfortable, well-worn path and onto the one less traveled by you. Let go of your past and grab onto your future. Because while you’re waiting for that grand insight to point you in the right direction, the beauty of life is flying right on by. “Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.”⎯ Frank Herbert

#3 Most people will sit quietly in their seats and watch life unfold around them
A recent New Yorker magazine cartoon made it comically clear: There’s a lot that we all want to experience, but not much that we actually want to do. Most of us simply want to go along to get along and enjoy the ride. Well, the ride is slowing to a crawl. And when it starts back up, it’ll be a much different ride. What kind of ride? The best way to know that is to put yourself in charge of creating it. Grab the wheel and get moving. Let the pull of what excites you and what you care most deeply about be your guide. “The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” ⎯ Robert Frost

#4 A lot of people and businesses will fail
That’s the unfortunate nature of life. You try something, it doesn’t work. You try something different, it works. If it works big, people copy you (or steal it). You try something new, failure again. If you’re trying, if you’re living, you will fail. So what? I remember college friends years ago telling me that they could never “do what I do.” I didn’t know what that meant, so I asked. “You know,” one replied. “No security. Going out on your own.” “Security is an illusion,” I countered. “Everyone is ‘on his own.’ And for the record,” I added. “I could never do what you all are doing.” Live a life of no regrets. Seize this opportunity to learn and grow and experience, while everyone else snuggles deeper into their comfy routines. “He who has never failed somewhere, that man can not be great.” ⎯Herman Melville

#5 Many “friends” will be lost and many new ones made
Social networks are all the rage today: MySpace, Facebook, Friendster, LinkedIn, Twitter and Plaxo, as well as the many recurring real world gatherings. And indeed, they can be great ways to stay connected and to gain attention. But many of the people who have “friended” you through these groups did so for a reason; their reason. And once that reason goes away, so will they. Don’t sweat it. Keep connecting. Keep reaching out and sharing with people with similar interests and beliefs. But also, spend more slow and deep time with your family and your true friends; those who accept and care about the real you, not the social status you. “In prosperity,
our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.”⎯ John Churton Collins

#6 The passionate will not only survive, they will thrive
What’s bugging you? Whatever it is, for your sake⎯ and for those unwilling or unable to change⎯ do something about it! That’s the key to growth and success. The inventor David Levy referred to it as the curse effect: “Whenever I hear someone curse, it’s a sign to invent something.” Well, perhaps that someone is you and that “cursing” is resonating between your ears. If so, don’t let it irritate you and drain your life and passion. Use it to fuel you and drive you forward. The future belongs to those unwilling to accept the stifling status quo; to those who stay puzzled, excited, frustrated and surprised. “Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission.” ⎯ Peter Drucker

#7 Success will go to those with the best questions, not those with the cleverest answers
Do you know the definition of an expert? An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing? And a generalist? A generalist, like so many afflicted with digital A.D.D., is someone who knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything. Successful people know that they’ll never know enough, especially about what really matters. So, they pay attention. They catch on and refocus rapidly. They never stop trying and learning. They’re driven by the questions, by their desire to understand and to change things. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”⎯ Mark Twain

#8 Execution is the new strategy
E.L. Doctorow wrote, “Planning to write is not writing.” Here’s the funny thing: Writing is not writing. It’s editing. You’re really not sure where you’re going until well after you’ve begun; until you’ve put pen to paper (or type to page). And then, the work unfolds in unpredictable and mysterious ways. Sure, vision and planning are important. But with the accelerating pace of change in today’s world, the important insights are more likely to come through doing and editing, than through speculating and strategizing. “Change will lead to insight far more often than insight will lead to change.”⎯ Milton H. Erickson

#9 Making a difference will trump making a buck
Walt Disney’s mantra was, “I don’t make movies to make money. I make money to make movies.” What about you? Why do you make money? Think really hard and long about that simple question. If you’ve been putting
off being passionate about your work in order to make a lot of money, now may be the time for you to make a change. Why? Because the business of making money simply to make more money is quickly coming to an end. The future is not in making a buck; it’s in making a difference. “We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”⎯ Winston Churchill

That’s it. My nine clear-eyed prognostications for 2009. Email me next December and let me know how I did. In the meantime, please pass this around to your friends and colleagues. It may help them understand, and more importantly deal with, their impending “space” in the coming New Year. The great Danish physicist Niels Henrik David Bohr wrote, “Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.” But, the first woman to receive the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, Edna St. Vincent Millay, reminds us, “It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it’s one damned thing over and over.” Physics and poetry.

Such is the nature of our paradoxical world. Just remember, it’s your future that you have control over, and only you have the power to change that one damn thing. Stay passionate and God speed!

Fwd: New Stock Market Terms

2008-12-28T05:45:00.000-08:00

New Stock Market Terms

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use

Fwd: Unusual Tress!!

2008-12-26T21:12:00.001-08:00

Fwd: More Fails...

2008-12-26T20:54:00.001-08:00

Fwd: Life boils down to 2 choices

2008-12-26T07:09:00.000-08:00

To have a dog....

or to have children?

Fwd: Ex-Japanese porn actress Ai Iijima found dead at home

2008-12-26T07:00:00.000-08:00

According to Japan media reports, though police has eliminated it to be a case of homicide and suspect it to be natural death or suicide, they are unable to provide the actual reason of death until the post mortem is out.Iijima was a famous AV model before she became a normal artiste.

On 24 Feb, 2008, a blog post Iijima wrote reveal that she had contracted gastric problems and was taking anti-depression pills. Depressing content flooded her blog and on Nov 30, she wrote that she "often felt lonely".

Read the full story here.

Ai Iijima

Birthdate: 08/25/73

Zodiac: Virgo

Home: Tokyo

Breasts: 85 cm (33 in)

Waist: 56 cm (22 in)

Hips: 85 cm (33 in)

Height: 161 cm (5 ft 3 in)

Ai Iijima is undoubtedly the most well-known AV actress in Asia, not only because she was among the top-rated and most productive actresses in the 80's, but also because she is so far the only AV actress to have revived a new career in the mainstream show business. She is a phenomena in many aspects: she started the fashion of girls bleaching their hair and tan their skins. Her autobiography "Platonic Sex", published in 2001, was translated into many languages, and eventually adapted to a TV series and even a movie in 2003. These made her a role model for high school girls in Japan, which inspired more girls to enter the AV industry (although she would warn them against so).

Fwd: When wife leaves the child to husband....

2008-12-26T06:53:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Top 4 adult jokes

2008-12-22T04:18:00.001-08:00

Top Four Adult Jokes

Fourth Place :

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
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Third Place :
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
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Runner Up:
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife co uld see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what20happened?'

'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
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Winner:
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Fwd: Without Hands ( Inspiration )

2008-12-22T03:53:00.000-08:00

Without hands

Doctors do not know precisely why Jessica Cox was born without hands. Antenatal tests have not revealed this rare congenital defect. However, since infancy, its legs served it as hands. As well as all children, it has passed through various stages of development. It has learned to eat independently and as to write by means of legs. During all childhood, it participated in various actions, including: navigation, gymnastics, dances.

Fwd: The One Mail You Should Save and Share

2008-12-22T03:51:00.000-08:00

If you care for your health, and those of your love ones, save this mail and share with those you care.

HEALTHY JUICES

Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.

Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and str engthen body immunity.

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation

Quite interesting!
Keep Walking.....

Jus to check this out......
The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...

Good one. Don't miss the attachments
Did You Know?


Blood type and Rh	How many people have it?
O +	40 %
O -	7 %
A +	34 %
A -	6 %
B +	8 %
B -	1 %
AB +	3 %
AB -	1 %

MOST IMPORTANT INFO NOW:

REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,

You Can Receive
If Your Type Is	O-	O+	B-	B+	A-	A+	AB-	AB+
AB+	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
AB-	YES		YES		YES	YES
A+	YES	YES			YES	YES
A-	YES				YES
B+	YES	YES	YES	YES
B-	YES		YES
O+	YES	YES
O-	YES

KNOW ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF HAVING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES REGARDS, MANIKANDAN,

Fruit	Benefit	Benefit	Benefit	Benefit	Benefit
apples	Protects your heart	prevents constipation	Blocks diarrhea	Improves lung capacity	Cushions joints
apricots	Combats cancer	Controls blood pressure	Saves your eyesight	Shields against Alzheimer's	Slows aging process
artichokes	Aids digestion	Lowers cholesterol	Protects your heart	Stabilizes blood sugar	Gua rd s against liver disease
avocados	Battles diabetes	Lowers cholesterol	Helps stops str okes	Controls blood pressure	Smoothes skin
bananas	Protects your heart	Quiets a cough	Strengthens bones	Controls blood pressure	Blocks diarrhea
beans	Prevents constipation	Helps hemorrhoids	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Stabilizes blood sugar
beets	Controls blood pressure	Combats cancer	Strengthens bones	Protects your heart	Aids weight loss
blueberries	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Stabilizes blood sugar	Boosts memory	Prevents constipation
broccoli	Strengthens bones	Saves eyesight	Combats cancer	Protects your heart	Controls blood pressure
cabbage	Combats cancer	Prevents constipation	Promotes weight loss	Protects your heart	Helps hemorrhoids
cantaloupe	Saves eyesight	Controls blood pressure	Lowers cholesterol	Combats cancer	Supports immune system

... DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese med ical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, ga str itis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and men str ual diso rd ers, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT

1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2. Ga str ic - 10 days

3. Diabetes - 30 days

4. Constipation - 10 days

5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwa rd s - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed . It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

**Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about......I just did!!!**

Fwd: Bailout Cartoons

2008-12-19T19:29:00.001-08:00

Fwd: Malaysia Comedy

2008-12-19T19:18:00.000-08:00

You won't see this else where... only in Malaysia... Truly asia....

Fwd: Daily source of the hottest babes on MySpace and Facebook

2008-12-17T21:17:00.000-08:00

Fwd: Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

2008-12-17T21:08:00.001-08:00

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Fwd: 2009 McDonald's Calender

2008-12-17T20:59:00.000-08:00